Craftsman
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ORIGINAL: knees2you 11-7 Bugs make you Ill, so Cannibalism Is out of the question. Your safe. I don't know what I did wrong. Personally, I would never eat locust or spider or ant, chocolate covered or not. Calimari --- but that is another story. So often I look at people, especially those of female phenotype, and think, "Nice hams --- nice rump roast --- nice lean bacon --- nice rack of ribs --- stuffed heart--- I wonder if uterus stuffs as well---" But the test says cannibalism is out of the question. "What Is Wrong??? Enquiring Minds Want To KNOW!!!" <taking deep breath> "I do like my friends. I used to have some friends. I don't have any anymore. <sniff> They were so good with fayva beans and Chianti, as well as lima beans and Sangria, and even relish and beer. <brightening at the sight of some feminine readers> Would you like to be my friend?" <very evil and hungry grin.> (Line I'd like to see in a movie)
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