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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/13/2007 9:06:04 PM

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so many handbaskets; so little time...

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 12:14:08 AM

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*continuing to play dumb* Ohh, cool like brazil?

Thats right dear, where the nuts come from

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 1:33:58 PM

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Well, wherever the hell we're goin', it's probably cooler than Louisiana in the summertime! Good thing my catsuit is SPF ten million!

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 2:03:02 PM

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lawd.....i know i heard my dad roll over in his grave when i laughed so hard at this.......but i swear i heard mom giggling as she rolled over in hers

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 3:48:39 PM

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right, can we stop at a gas station so I can get a cold drink on the way?

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 3:57:11 PM

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right, can we stop at a gas station so I can get a cold drink on the way?

nope, there's plenty of free coffee in the basket, though

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 4:40:01 PM

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what? no iced beverages?

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 6:03:57 PM

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Nah, and I hear the air conditioning is on the blink too.

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 6:06:13 PM

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* watching in horror as my wings start to singe

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 6:07:58 PM

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*tweaking from too much coffe* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 7:56:40 PM

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With great effort......I avoided the handbasket. *L* Although I don't begrudge anyone's attempt to find hell in their own way. (but it sure did look like fun! **goes to self-flagellate for thinking that**)

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 8:45:33 PM

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With great effort......I avoided the handbasket. *L* Although I don't begrudge anyone's attempt to find hell in their own way. (but it sure did look like fun! **goes to self-flagellate for thinking that**)

*grabs her skirt and drags her down to my level* where do you thing you're going?

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 9:40:28 PM

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.....must....resist...........the sexy incubus......with the silken mane.........oooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 11:16:48 PM

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.....must....resist...........the sexy incubus......with the silken mane.........oooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*as her skirt comes free of, err... well, her; he tosses it aside and lunges half out of the basket and grasps her wrist* come, come; dear... i so need someone to help tend my hair; with all the hot and dry air i expect where we're going, i'll need to condition it constantly to avoid loose ends

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 11:25:58 PM

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**feels the harsh scrape of the wicker against bare thighs as the steely grip about her wrists hauls her protesting body into the basket, fetching her up against the solid heat of a male chest. The ebony tendrils of his hair whip her face and breasts like gossamer floggers, and she moans, thinking an eternity sentenced to brushing and conditioning that seductive mane might be damnably appealing............

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 11:40:01 PM

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haha. i love it.

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/14/2007 11:42:32 PM

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rofl, that's so inappropriate, but so freaking hilarious, thanks!

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/15/2007 7:46:12 PM

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oooh shiney object.....hops in basket to take closer look

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RE: hop in the handbasket with me - 11/15/2007 8:57:03 PM

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{hops in handbasket}

That can keep me occupied for a long time.. {looks over shoulder.. religious family is in the house}

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