carlie310 -> RE: Worst Bar Joke in History...... (11/22/2007 9:49:37 PM)
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(quick reply) It was near closing time, and the top-story hotel bar was mostly empty, save for two drunk men at the end of the bar. "S'true," said one. "These tall buildings are so close together that the upjaff. . .updaff. . .I mean, the wind blowing up thing. . . will support anything you put out a window. It'll support me." The second shakes his head, not falling for it. "Lemme show ya." The first drunk sways over to the window, opens it. "I jump out, but I'll be right back. You watch." And sure enough, a few moments after he steps out the window. . .he reappears and steps back in. "I'll be damned," says the second. "I gotta try that!" And he stumbles over to the window, manages to fit his body through. . .and plummets to his death in the street below. The bartender paused to shake his head at the first man before stepping to the phone to alert the officials. "Superman," he says reproachfully, "you sure are a mean drunk."
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