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Kinksters Christmas - 11/20/2007 3:52:45 AM   
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Ok, folks time for kinky Christmas songs and to send your letters to Santa. You can share your secret holiday recipes and tips here as well. Or bitch because you can't find that Xbox or the toy your youngen just has to have is being recalled.
 
This little ditty was composed in honor of ScooterClause (ScooterTrash) by our beloved (and once again on hiatus) Wulfchyld, AKA FuckinTroll, the forum God of Mischief.
 
On the first day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
a slave in a sex swing! 

On the second day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Two girls in a tub, 
and a slave in a sex swing! 

On the third day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 

On the fourth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 

On the fifth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 

On the sixth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 

On the seventh day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 

On the eighth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 

On the ninth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 

On the tenth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Ten babes for spanking, 
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Eleven floggers for flogging, 
Ten babes for spanking, 
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
Scooter Clause gave to me
Twelve whips for whipping, 
Eleven floggers for flogging, 
Ten babes for spanking, 
Nine ladies lap dancing, 
Eight maids for corrupting, 
Seven ropes for binding, 
Six girls for laying, 
Five sets of rings, 
Four collard babes, 
Three French ticklers, 
Two girls in a tub, 
And a slave in a sex swing! 


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RE: Kinksters Christmas - 11/20/2007 3:07:36 PM   
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i can't have what i want for christmas due to not having the funds to travel.

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RE: Kinksters Christmas - 11/20/2007 4:55:45 PM   
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Same as always response to christmas from me
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RE: Kinksters Christmas - 11/20/2007 6:11:57 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Twicehappy2x

 
This little ditty was composed in honor of ScooterClause (ScooterTrash) by our beloved (and once again on hiatus) Wulfchyld, AKA FuckinTroll, the forum God of Mischief.


...I have to say I've been wondering why I haven't seen any posts from FT lately.  Might you know if/when He's coming back?


Edit:  Or perhaps He's found His harem of perfect slaves and is off in Happily-Ever-After-Land?    Just a thought...

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RE: Kinksters Christmas - 11/21/2007 3:45:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon


...I have to say I've been wondering why I haven't seen any posts from FT lately.  Might you know if/when He's coming back?


Last time i spoke to Loki he was gettimg ready to move his boats across country. Lol, i miss him too.

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RE: Kinksters Christmas - 11/21/2007 3:48:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

i can't have what i want for christmas due to not having the funds to travel.


Aww, sorry to hear that. Hmm...get a video from your local library of where you want to go. Put it on, make yourself a few bits of the food you would enjoy there, then call who ever it is you were going to visit and have fun with it together.

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