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fastlane -> Jack Me Hoff (8/11/2005 4:06:29 PM)

That's a prank I would play as a young man. I'd be in a store or public place and ask someone if they could page a friend of me. Usually they would say sure and ask the name. As they turned on the PA I would say Jack.......Jack MeHoff....and naturally, as the name echoed throughout the facility it sounded like this..."Jack me off, you'r party is searching for you?"
Which brings me to this question for you submissive types.
When your Master ask you....Baby, Jack MeHoff, is it as much of an enjoyment for you as it is for us, or, do you feel slighted, especially if it's not mutual masturbation?

Can someone lend me a hand?[:D]



mnottertail -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/11/2005 4:18:17 PM)

I actually grew up with a guy who's name was Jack Hoff. The first words out of his mouth when being introduced were on the order of 'Ya, ya fuck you.......' Kids can be so cruel. Anyway, he became expert in the squared circle after a time and it pretty much became a non-issue.

What does this have to do with the original intent of your post?

Nary a thing.

Ron



littleone35 -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/11/2005 4:48:00 PM)

That reminds me of somethin that used to happen in HS wen we had a substuite teacher soam guys always said his name was dick hurts. One teacher came back with a quick reply siad better get tha checked by a dr whats you real name lol.

littleone



LadyJulieAnn -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/11/2005 5:02:23 PM)

I just saw a comedian on Comedy Central say that if he could name his own baseball team he would name his team "Off Constantly". When the other team won, they would have to chant "Yay! We beat Off Constantly!" [:)]

Be well,
Julie



EmeraldSlave2 -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/11/2005 5:03:58 PM)

I get turned on by giving sexual service to others. Giving a blow job to someone else will generally get me excited myself.

Wtih the Owner, I have been trained to not sexually respond as there is never reciprocation for me, so it is simply another service chore.



feline -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/11/2005 5:15:25 PM)

quote:

When your Master ask you....Baby, Jack MeHoff, is it as much of an enjoyment for you as it is for us, or, do you feel slighted, especially if it's not mutual masturbation?


I think there are much better ways to get Him off other then a hand job.[sm=lol.gif]


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sub4hire -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/11/2005 6:25:05 PM)

quote:

When your Master ask you....Baby, Jack MeHoff, is it as much of an enjoyment for you as it is for us, or, do you feel slighted, especially if it's not mutual masturbation?


I don't think I've ever heard any man say to me "Baby, Jack MeHoff" in my life. So, can't answer this question.



RiotGirl -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/11/2005 8:39:27 PM)

quote:

When your Master ask you....Baby, Jack MeHoff, is it as much of an enjoyment for you as it is for us, or, do you feel slighted, especially if it's not mutual masturbation?


As long as i can touch it = ) i'm a happy girl. But <sigh> i'm not even really allowed to do that much as i tend to squeeze.. and squeezing leads me to hip movement.. and well mmmmmmmmm Soooooooooooo mmmmmmmm i'm always happy to have a chance to play with it. Heck even if i could stop the hip movement i'd be happy to play all night long with it. Ever seen a floppy one be held up right and just plop back down? they're much fun to play with.

mmmmm if i were allowed to jack me hoff.. i'd prolly end up wanting to taste it and mmmmmmmmmmmm i'd end up with my rear in the air wiggling it as i taste here and there. Trilly i'm a naughty girl so i'm not even allowed to touch.

But i wouldnt be complaining, if thats what you ask



Hallittlelolita -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/11/2005 10:23:46 PM)

What about on the movie Porkys when they say can I page Mike Hunt LOL. I saw that movie it came out when I was 2 lol but I saw years later.



perverseangelic -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/11/2005 10:35:01 PM)

I really like giving hand jobs. Right now, I like it more than oral sex b/c my pills are making me sick to my stomach a lot of the time. I'm not a big fan of mutual masterbation as it's too dificult for me to do both at once, but I really enjoy doing it to him, especially when we're both falling asleep.



plantlady64 -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/12/2005 8:00:13 AM)

Hello There,
I love to service My Master in any way he sees fit. My first purpose is to bring my Master pleasure in ways he wants me too. If my Master often only wanted me jack him off, I would be happy he wanted me to touch him and bring pleasure to him. Bringing my Master pleasure, joy, service and him desiring interaction with me is a blessing I could never view this as a selfish request, or chore in my mind.
Sincerely,
sub suzanne



fastlane -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/12/2005 1:32:35 PM)

Well, I'm on travel this week and am forced to take my problem in hand, but thank you all for responding to the question and I hope everyone has a nice weekend.......Jack



dwf -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/15/2005 8:01:24 AM)

I frequently gave ex handjobs, He would often call me magic fingers and claimed I had very talented hands. I enjoyed it immensely, rarely felted slighted. I loved making him cum.



fastlane -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/15/2005 12:25:04 PM)

Well to be honest, I think handjobs by a mate are often times better than blowjobs. Especially in the morning when you wake up next to each other and begin to play with one another simutaniously....extremely stimulating and erotic.
I guess I'm just partial to soft hands, since mine are calloused from over use on ... hmmmm, well you know[;)]



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/16/2005 3:30:32 AM)

It's hot, I'm not going to lie. I prefer it to be mutual, but I love bringing master to that point of release. It's a definite turn on. Plus there's something sexy about him having control over when and if I get off.



Dom4UA -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/17/2005 6:00:04 AM)

I remember several years ago in a well known restaurant,I heard the following page:
Mr.Gozinya,your guest is waiting,Mr.Dick Gozinya,your guest is waiting!!



caitlyn -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/17/2005 10:38:29 AM)

This might be too much information, but I used to have a boyfriend that really liked me to get him off that way ... but, you have to use a little more skill than just grabbing on and stroking up and down.

I would use something super slippery like scented oil and lots of it, then grasp the very tip with one hand and stroke down slowly and softly all the way to the base. The second you get there, squeeze a little and do the same stroking motion with your other hand, just a little bit harder ... then repeat that over and over. Whatever you do, don't stroke back up to the head ... that ruins the whole thing.

Let him kow that if he moves, you will stop. (this usually requires you to actually stop a few times, because he will never believe you until you back it up).

Now, this just drives the guy insane, especially as the pressure builds. It feels so good and is so erotic, but it's really hard for him to cum. Beware, he might call you names and get pissy ... just squeeze the base harder, and stroke a little harder.

When you are ready to let him cum, all you have to do is stroke up and down like three times really fast and its OVA!

Time for me to take a cold shower now. [;)]



BenevoleMasterFL -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/19/2005 8:31:06 AM)

Oh caitlyn,

You know ho.



fastlane -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/19/2005 8:52:53 AM)

Damn Catlyn....I didn't know Rice taught techniques like that, but I do want to know where to enroll....and sounds like you get a 4.0 for that class!



ProtagonistLily -> RE: Jack Me Hoff (8/19/2005 7:32:55 PM)

quote:

That's a prank I would play as a young man. I'd be in a store or public place and ask someone if they could page a friend of me. Usually they would say sure and ask the name. As they turned on the PA I would say Jack.......Jack MeHoff....and naturally, as the name echoed throughout the facility it sounded like this..."Jack me off, you'r party is searching for you?"
Which brings me to this question for you submissive types.
When your Master ask you....Baby, Jack MeHoff, is it as much of an enjoyment for you as it is for us, or, do you feel slighted, especially if it's not mutual masturbation?

Can someone lend me a hand?


Sir is much more interested in the talents of this girl's tongue than of her hand. And trust me, he's certainly never complained. And for that matter, neither have I. To be able to give him pleasure is what it's all about.

For us, it's about power exchange. He enjoyes my ministrations immensely, and in his enjoyment I find my joy.

L



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