raeanha
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Joined: 8/2/2005 Status: offline
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ok folks.. I called the poison control center. I told them I had a none emergency annnnnnnnd that I had a sexual question regarding anal play. I asked the very polite little lady about ben gay in ass and she said.. "oh my I wouldn't do that.. that would hurt". So, I told her hurting was the point. She said, "It's supposed to hurt?" and I said, yes.. it is. She said, "well, I just really wouldn't use that, it would burn!" So I explained (and yes, by the way, she has my name and zip code egad!!!) that burning was not a problem.. what I needed to know about was long term health effects. That's when she was able to put her professional hat on for me. Menthol salicylate is like, THE main ingredient in Ben Gay. Salicylates break down into aspirin! And, as we all should have learned from our anal play 101 class, medicines, alcohol.. etc... are extraordinarily quickly absorbed into the blood stream via the warm and wonderful mucus membranes in the anus (that's why God invented suppositories!). You may have noticed the warnings on the tube of Ben Gay tell you that if you get it into an open wound etc.. and are on aspirin, you need to call your doctor. That's because (and this is the important bit): Salicylates break down into aspirin. Aspirin toxicity is a potential danger of using ben gay in the anus!!! So I said, ok.. what about something more basic, like Vicks deep heating rub? She said : "Oh no, I wouldn't use Vicks. That has camphor, and camphor can cause seiziers... " So, those temping multiple ingredient creams are not listed for use in your ass for a reason! Hey... um.. the figging thing.. have ya'll tried that? It sounds absolutely yummy... and is completely natural too! A nice sized finger of ginger, carefully pealed and carved into the shape of an anal plug by the Dom(me), while the sub squirms in anticipation.. watching every flick of the knife blade.. knowing that potent root will soon be firmly lodged... nice nice...
< Message edited by raeanha -- 8/27/2005 1:01:27 PM >
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