LookieNoNookie -> RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . (4/1/2009 4:24:50 PM)
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ORIGINAL: dcnovice . . . you're out to dinner with friends, and your mind keeps wandering to the spirited debate on the thread you were looking at just beforehand. Other examples? You go to a fine restaurant, the chic, 3 tables down....very large tata's...extreme cleavage...you love your wife and desire desperately to tell her so...but you're struck between telling her "I love you baby" and so desperately thinking "she (the tata chic) could just walk up here and say 'I so much want to fuck you...who's this chic you're with?'", whereupon you imagine saying...."she's my....uhhhmmm.....she's my......uhhhhmmm......" whereupon your wife pulls out a Luger and shoots you...and you die thinking..... "It coulda happened"......
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