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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/2/2009 8:30:23 PM   
LanceHughes


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You know you have CMA disease when you purposefully post a semi-controversial comment with the intention to get more people to look at your profile.

(Who? Me?  NEVER) 

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/2/2009 8:32:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

You know you're a CMA when you remember which page number you read on any given thread.
That way you can go there directly so you don't miss anything.

Mhm. For the recent, up-to-date threads, most certainly. For the old, ancient threads... one or two, yup. *sigh*

Hello, Lance.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/2/2009 8:33:25 PM   
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You know you have CMA disease when you give others "congratulations" for bumping their posting rating into the next category and you can do so without actually looking at the number. LOL!

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/2/2009 8:39:52 PM   
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You know you're a collarme addict when . . .


Your mother starts asking about how this or that person is doing, that you know from the forums. 

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/2/2009 8:58:36 PM   
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...you get wigged that some newbie has started using someone established's avatar pic (Which totally gets in the way of knowing who posted what via just scrolling and perusing avatars). 
  Davan


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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/2/2009 9:07:58 PM   
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when you begin critiquing newbies profiles to help them improve their chances at whatever it is they want to do.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/2/2009 11:55:47 PM   
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when a planned night gets shitcanned because of mixed signals.. and all ya can think is "cool! I get to go stalk the forums!"

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/3/2009 12:48:23 AM   
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when you are up late at night and your significant other is asleep and you think... Good I get to catch up on my Games in Polls and Other Random Stupidity...

when you realize you are making a comment in a forum that you have long held your opinion to yourself but now you have to let it out because you just cannot hold it in any longer... (Even if you know you are going to be FLAMED and BLASTED for that comment)

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/3/2009 12:54:09 AM   
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when you are up late at night and your significant other is asleep and you think........couldn't you go sleep earlier

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/3/2009 6:00:40 AM   
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when you look forward to seeing the icons of the people here on these threads more than the faces of the cultural tapeworms at the supermarket or other people "popping in for a visit".

or folks at the local music venue.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/3/2009 6:04:45 AM   
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......you're on a first name basis with every single member of CM....even the ones who never post.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/3/2009 4:50:36 PM   
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...You start calling kids UM's when you're speaking to people off-boards. 
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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/3/2009 5:03:29 PM   
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You know you are a CM addict when you notify your friends on the boards that you will be off-line for several hours doing computer maintenance. 
 
Not that they would miss you or anything.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/3/2009 5:21:18 PM   
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You're a CM addict when you log onto the boards before you have coffee

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/4/2009 9:30:04 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DavanKael

...you get wigged that some newbie has started using someone established's avatar pic (Which totally gets in the way of knowing who posted what via just scrolling and perusing avatars). 
Davan



Or when someone changes their avatar.  Very confusing.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/4/2009 9:33:52 AM   
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we always miss ya, fwuff!

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/4/2009 7:40:05 PM   
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You know you are a CM Addict .....
when you catch yourself calling the little frosted desserts at the grocery store "Cuffy Cakes"!

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/4/2009 7:44:53 PM   
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You know you're a CMA when you patiently wait for your mother to go to work so you can get to the forums to catch up on all of the juice.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/5/2009 6:21:01 PM   
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You know you are a Collarme addict when you keep a notebook next to the computer so you can write down ideas for the real people or fictionsl people game threads.  Or ideas for the "common" thread.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 10/6/2009 8:32:07 PM   
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Hey there everybody,
You know you are a collar me addict when you hear a poem on the radio and think ... "Oh  the P and ORS people would love that!"


Two Cats
by Katha Pollitt
It's better to be a cat than to be a human.
Not because of their much-noted grace and beauty—
their beauty wins them no added pleasure, grace is
only a cat's way

of getting without fuss from one place to another—
but because they see things as they are. Cats never mistake a
saucer of milk for a declaration of passion
or the crook of your knees for

a permanent address. Observing two cats on a sunporch,
you might think of them as a pair of Florentine bravoes
awaiting through slitted eyes the least lapse of attention—
then slash! the stiletto

or alternately as a long-married couple, who hardly
notice each other but find it somehow a comfort
sharing the couch, the evening news, the cocoa.
Both these ideas

are wrong. Two cats together are like two strangers
cast up by different storms on the same desert island
who manage to guard, despite the utter absence
of privacy, chocolate,

useful domestic articles, reading material,
their separate solitudes. They would not dream of
telling each other their dreams, or the plots of old movies,
or inventing a bookful

of coconut recipes. Where we would long ago have
frantically shredded our underwear into signal
flags and be dancing obscenely about on the shore in
a desperate frenzy,

they merely shift on their haunches, calm as two stoics
weighing the probable odds of the soul's immortality,
as if to say, if a ship should happen along we'll
be rescued. If not, not.


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Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

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