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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 11/30/2007 12:43:32 PM

joanus

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When you keep trying to break your personal record of how many people post in your thread.

FYI My personal best is 67.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/1/2007 12:59:13 AM

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...you feel guilty for not responding to a post aimed at you.

...you notate the page of each thread you last posted on to ensure you can catch up later.

...you go to use handcuffs in the bedroom and think, "Dammit, I thought I had three of these..." [in reference to your posting status]

...you ask a co-worker who's viewing you.

...you look forward to seeing a CM pal online more than that RL friend you haven't seen in a few weeks.

...you look for the dancing Stay-Puff emote and realize you're on another chatting forum.

...you see something [online or off-] and think, "Hey! What a great avatar that would make for the posting forums...!"

...you read a story or hear gossip about a celebrity and can't wait to talk about it...on CM, when there's four people standing around you RL to talk to...

...you look for the PostReply button while watching the news. [similar but strikingly different to the previous example]

...your vet tells you to get a collar [for your pet] and you respond, "Not a chance with all the lousy mail I get from 'Dominates'...!"

...you live next door to another member of CM, but post a response instead of going over to visit them.

I'm sure there's more, but I'm kinda tired atm. Brain thinky thingy no worky work.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/1/2007 8:22:56 PM

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. . . you get into a serious politics-and-world-affairs discussion at dinner and suddenly realize all your facts come from collarme threads!

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/2/2007 4:06:47 PM

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GUILTY!

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/2/2007 5:39:33 PM

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You tell the other people in your household to use the computer at the local library to finish their thesis papers because you need to catch up on the boards.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/3/2007 5:39:13 PM

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. . . people you've never met have heard all about your acid reflux.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/23/2007 11:50:33 AM

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. . . you see the clue "pro _____" in a crossword and immediately assume that the answer is "domme."

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/23/2007 1:10:12 PM

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You ignore your family that only comes to visit at Christmas just to post on the "last one to post wins" thread!

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/23/2007 2:32:20 PM

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You bring popcorn and/or open a bar in drama threads and offer to share as you watch the drama unfold.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/23/2007 4:00:37 PM

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you write to people you havent seen on the boards in awhile to make sure they are okay...
okay fine im an addict.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/23/2007 4:01:57 PM

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When.....your knees are fucked and your bladder is too big.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/24/2007 9:46:24 AM

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you know you're an addict when you have a schoolgirl crush on that cute guy from the boards and hope he will notice you and you want to be all clever and smart but you feel just foolish and you hope he will some day look at your profile, and you get all tingly when you realize he did, he really DID look at your profile, and then you re-read your profile and think you really are stupid, and then you don't really know what to do because, you have this big zit-esque mistake on your profile and you know that he's so cool and stuff, and maybe he wasn't REALLY looking at yours, he just accidentally hit the "view full profile" button, but that sometimes happens and it's just a big fat mistake ...and... then... ummm...

what was the question?

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/24/2007 11:14:05 AM

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when your at kroger on christmas eve and standing in the check out lane, people watching and kegaling because you have to pee so baddddddddd

and the thought comes to your mind.....i bet katy would pee in the shower if she felt like this

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/26/2007 6:09:10 AM

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you know you're a CM addict when you look up recipes for somebody's physical problem and email them the link.... and then practice making the recipes in case you "some day" meet.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/26/2007 6:19:39 AM

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...you have a bad dream about someone of the boards you can't stand...about how they are always following you around or something and you can't get away...I mean, wtf!

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/26/2007 9:48:10 AM

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...you spend ages trying to find things that prove you are a Collarme addict. Sorry all I could think of.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/26/2007 3:12:39 PM

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You know you're a collar me addict when you understand this sentence:

It's her pickle and he doesn't realize it.

And if you don't understand that , you non addict, read this thread

http://www.collarchat.com/m_1270033/mpage_1/key_pickle/tm.htm#1270033

peace

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/26/2007 3:35:32 PM

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...You read all 100 or so replies to see if you have any of the "symptoms" and are a little disappointed when you don't.

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 12/26/2007 3:43:41 PM

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When... you are driving down the highway and you recall something you read from a Random Stupidity thread and laugh like a fool, making people at the traffic light think you are having some sort of seizure.

~ ahem ~ but I wouldn't know anything about all that...

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RE: You know you're a collarme addict when . . . - 1/24/2008 2:26:24 PM

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