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Obedient1nPA -> A typcal macho man vs. beautiful woman (11/25/2007 7:59:15 PM)
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A Typical macho man marries a Typically beautiful woman, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride looks at him for a moment, and then responds,
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
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