sammiebabygirl
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Joined: 10/23/2004
From: Upstate, NY
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Draw a picture of an open hand on your ass. Then draw a red circle around it.
Finish up by putting a slash through the circle. (should turn out to be the
international no-spanking zone sign)
In the middle of an intense cropping, close your eyes and start to snore.
During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-play account
of what is being done to you.
If your dom/me tells you to 'Look me in the eyes', do it cross-eyed.
If your dom/me decides to do a verbal humiliation scene with you in public,
stick your fingers in your ears and say 'Neener, neener, neener, I can't hear
you!'
Decorate your dom/me's leathers with oil painted neon polka dots and stripes
Use the toybag for dirty laundry. Forget to switch the contents back before the
next play party.
Stick an Alka-Seltzer tablet in your mouth at the beginning of a scene. Work up
some saliva to get it fizzy, then call out your safeword.
When getting flogged, start singing 'This is the song that never ends...'
Become a sarcastic practical joker (worked for me).
Learn a language your dom/me doesn't know and then speak only in that language
when you are together.
Become prone to incessant giggling.
If you're trussed up and ordered to count, inform your top you can't do it
unless you can use your fingers and toes.
Have a wig made up matching your hair color and style perfectly. It'll be worth
the expense to see the look on your dom/me's face the next time your hair gets
tugged and it comes off..
Hold up a scorecard after each blow delivered (like in figure skating or diving)
When your top hints at foot worship, hand him/her a package of OdorEaters.
If you take a message for your top, write it on a post-it and stick it to your
rear.
Tell your dom/me a better way to do whatever it is being done to you at that
moment.
Learn the following phrases:
Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!
What do I look like, your maid?
This isn't a restaurant.
In your dreams!
Who died and left you boss?
I don't think so!
Homey don't play that game.
Yeah, right!
Use them as often as possible.
Only speak in movie quotes.
Give your dom/me a massage while wearing a joy buzzer.
Send your dom/me an invoice for your services.
After a particularly hard blow, pretend to pass out. When your dom/me checks to
see if you're OK, jump up and yell 'Gotcha!'
Go in the toybag and superglue the nipple clamps shut.
Ignore your top until he/she utters the magic word.
Starch the floggers.
Whine.
Urinate in the dungeon and in the toybag, claim you're marking your territory.
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