slaveluci
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ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his
father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there
are three kinds of breasts. In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like
melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice
but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the
daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well
dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willie is like an oak
tree, mighty and hard.In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch flexible
but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dear - dead from the
root up and the balls are just for decoration."
luci
PS - This is sooooo not the case for all men over 50, believe me
< Message edited by slaveluci -- 12/1/2007 8:30:10 PM >
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