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zaynab -> bible question (8/14/2005 4:09:08 AM)

what is the shortest verse in the bible? no cheating.... no looking on a search engine....




Bluff -> RE: bible question (8/14/2005 4:58:59 AM)

Probably thou not kill or thou not steal?
i dont know the bible....




nella -> RE: bible question (8/14/2005 5:24:55 AM)

John 11:35 is the shortest verse in the bible i think, but i am not completly sure.

But what ecaxtly do this tread have to do in the creative writing section? it sould be in of topic.




Raphael -> RE: bible question (8/14/2005 5:58:15 AM)

"And Jesus wept. "




knees2you -> RE: bible question (8/14/2005 7:30:54 AM)

It is in Psalms: Chapter 117.

Now what is the longest~~~??


Sincerely, Ant




mnottertail -> RE: bible question (8/14/2005 7:50:06 AM)

No and. It is -- 'Jesus wept.'




nella -> RE: bible question (8/14/2005 8:09:27 AM)

Esther 8:9 is the longest i think, but again, not completly sure.




Raphael -> RE: bible question (8/14/2005 12:15:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

No and. It is -- 'Jesus wept.'



See what I get for not cheating? :P

Actually, it depends on the translation. No idea why that particular version came into my mind instead of the one you posted, which is the way most translations have it, but it did, *shrug* either way it's the shortest verse though.





Bluff -> RE: bible question (8/14/2005 1:41:18 PM)

Jesus wept!
why?
the whip of the mistress!
thats why!
maybe God is female?
and whiped his soul?
oh jesus was the son!
jesus wept!
why?




junecleaver -> RE: bible question (8/15/2005 4:05:32 PM)

I knew that, but they got to it first. [;)]




perverseangelic -> RE: bible question (8/15/2005 4:07:52 PM)

Anyone remember what chapter/verse "and jesus wept" is? I already know it's the shortest but can't remember.




junecleaver -> RE: bible question (8/15/2005 4:11:23 PM)

john 11:35




onceburned -> RE: bible question (8/15/2005 5:25:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

No and. It is -- 'Jesus wept.'



It depends on which version of the Bible you use. In the New American Bible, the verse throws 'and' in. But whatever version Tom Sawyer used had only the two words.




perverseangelic -> RE: bible question (8/15/2005 6:02:26 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: junecleaver

john 11:35


Thank you. I should know that, but it's been a while since I opened up a bible.




knees2you -> RE: bible question (8/15/2005 7:29:50 PM)

Ok, so what is the Longest~[:D]

Sincerely, Ant[;)]




SirKenin -> RE: bible question (8/15/2005 7:31:15 PM)

The NIV has it as simply "Jesus wept"...




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: bible question (8/16/2005 4:33:13 AM)

And now what's the shortest in the Qoran?




domtimothy46176 -> RE: bible question (8/16/2005 6:32:29 AM)

Jesus wept.




darkinshadows -> RE: bible question (8/16/2005 9:26:27 AM)

I was too late to answer the question - however - I think I know the most impolite sentance -

''Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh.''

John11
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Peace and most fragrent Love




subcheryl -> RE: bible question (8/16/2005 4:27:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: dark~angel

I was too late to answer the question - however - I think I know the most impolite sentance -

''Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh.''

John11
[sm=lol.gif]

Peace and most fragrent Love





Thanks dark-angel now I have to clean my computer screen, LOL




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