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thornhappy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 6:02:02 PM)

Granted - and they're wooden Dutch clogs, 2 sizes too small, with windmills on the toes.

I wish the storm we're supposed to get this weekend would happen tomorrow, so I could stay home from work.



youngsubgeoff -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 6:20:37 PM)

granted. the storm comes in, and you are hit by lightning, and must stay home for an indefinite period

I wish I could go to the Wacken Open Air festival in germany in july...



MistressPav -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 7:33:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: youngsubgeoff

granted. the storm comes in, and you are hit by lightning, and must stay home for an indefinite period

I wish I could go to the Wacken Open Air festival in germany in july...



*Poof**  You are at the July festival, but remember all those years in your teens of listening to your music too loud?
Loud car stereos, loud concerts....they really took their toll on your hearing, so you are now deaf.  Enjoy the sights!

I wish I could be Storm from the XMen (able to change the weather at my whim)



thornhappy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 7:38:05 PM)

Granted - but you can only affect the weather within 30 feet of your body.

I wish the holiday shopping wuz done.



MissKittynSean -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 7:38:39 PM)

Granted, you are now Storm but people around the world will not leave you alone, EVER.  "Stop the flooding," "Please make it rain so that this drought will end," "Fix global warming," . . . you don't get a second to sleep so you eventually go crazy and off yourself.

I wish I could lose 45 pounds in the next two months . . .



crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 8:25:52 PM)

granted you lost your dog.

i wish my dog could talk



scifi1133 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 10:18:54 PM)

granted but now it never shuts up and tells complete strangers all of your secrets on a continual basis...plus it keeps calling out for pizza.

I wish that christmas was already over...im done with it.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 10:21:24 PM)

Granted. But now you are a big Grinch and can never enjoy Christmas again. Not even the good bits.

I would like my very own Britney Spears gun target.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 10:24:44 PM)

Granted - you have just converted to Judaism - happy Hannuka

I wish to be very healthy always



kittyinpink -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 11:16:34 PM)

Granted!  But all your friends and family will always be sick.

I wish I didn't have to study for my finals[:(]



MisterP61 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/13/2007 8:57:05 AM)

Granted.... but you still have to take them... and since no one gave MissMagnolia Her wish... Granted.... and it is a real life one ;-)

I wish My shoulder was fully healed

Edited to give MissMagnolia Her wish



crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/13/2007 11:30:58 AM)

granted you shoulder in healed, so now you partner is making you do all the honey do jobs you put off all the time.

i wish myheadache would goa away



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/13/2007 3:15:02 PM)

Granted you headache is gone.... Or is it? You are so beseiged with cramps now that you can't even tell. Bring on the heating pads and the Midol!!!

I wish I could find a Dom I want in North Carolina.



batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/13/2007 5:11:29 PM)

Granted. But he's gay.

I wish I understood statistics.



MistressPav -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/13/2007 5:16:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: batshalom

Granted. But he's gay.

I wish I understood statistics.


*poof*  You now have the divine knowledge that statistics is the exact same thing as stereotypes.  =)


I wish to have more clients.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/13/2007 5:56:28 PM)

LOL thanks Mister n Missus P[:D]

Granted. However, all the clients are adult babies who want you to change shitty nappies.

I wish I could grow wings and fly.



oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/13/2007 6:05:19 PM)

Granted, but you are now a hunted avain inthe crosshairs of Dick Cheney's rifle.

I wish I didn't have a headache.



crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/13/2007 8:17:03 PM)

granted  you are decapitaded by a hellicopter

i wish my dog did not fart all the time



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/13/2007 8:21:48 PM)

No problem - your going to be farting enough for both of you

I wish i could take tomorrow off



Greylynn -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/13/2007 8:30:06 PM)

Granted, you can take tomorrow off but now you have to work every holiday and weekend for the next year.

I wish I didn't have to ever train new co-workers ever again.



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