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MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/21/2007 5:34:27 PM)
Granted. However, you did eat 15 pounds of MILK chocolate covered peanuts and had to have your stomach pumped. I wish I'd lost 20 pounds so I won't feel so guilty about eating all the Christmas goodies.

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/22/2007 1:20:26 PM)
Granted, but all the Christmas goodies put 25 back on ye. I wish I understood this f'n algebra.

Raechard -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/22/2007 2:48:57 PM)
Granted but now instead of seeing a telephone directory you see it as a challenge set by god to establish how all the telephone numbers are related to the start of the universe. Also f’n=fucking-uckig fyi. I wish I saw a wonderful red sky without thinking it's pollution related.

nohalo -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/22/2007 5:22:32 PM)
Granted...Just think of it as "Red at night, sailors' delight" I wish that I had someone to tie the leftover ribbon from my present wrapping frenzy around my wrists and TAKE me.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/22/2007 6:20:51 PM)
Granted - but that person is 300 lb dwarf with rotten teeth and an IQ or 20 - happy wrapping I wished I had not gotten soo drunk last night

nohalo -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/22/2007 6:53:06 PM)
Granted...lots of alka seltzer and water...oops, now you are bloated. I wish that Santa would climb down my chimney and give me a big package!

dcnovice -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/22/2007 7:10:41 PM)
Santa's bringing you a huge package--containing all the previous Christmas gifts you've ever pitched or given away. I wish I were a stud.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/22/2007 7:24:39 PM)
Grantred, but you are an earring stud. Gold and diamond, but still na earring. I want fantastic sex and I want it now.

NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/22/2007 7:51:59 PM)
Granted. You have crazy, wild monkey, fucking AWESOME, fantastic sex. But you were drinking Tequila, so when you wake up with your hangover you barely remember it.......And the guy who gave it to you is long gone, leaving not even a phone number behind. So tell me, is it really better to have loved and lost? I wish a certain Dom and I lived in the same state at least, instead of so damn far apart.....

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/22/2007 8:31:44 PM)
Granted, but now that you are bothi inthe same state, he realizes that he would rather make statements about the state than state that the stae of your relationship is in a perfect state [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] I wish I had a better camera

NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/22/2007 8:36:52 PM)
I must state that the state of your statement about his state, my state and the state of relationship has left me in quite a state! LMAO

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/22/2007 10:09:54 PM)
Granted. However, it willonly take shots of flowers and little furry bunnies. No nudie pics or embarrassing family pics that you can blackmail people with. I was SOBER hot n heavy wild insane sex with a guy who sticks around, until I kick him out because I'm done[:D]

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/23/2007 4:37:47 AM)
granted.......let me know how charlie manson does as a subbie...... i wish i was over this damn pneumonia and could go out and hit all the great parties i am missing.....

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/23/2007 1:06:35 PM)
Granted, but now that you have hit the party, the mob is at your door with torches ready to tar and feather you. I wish I knew what to get my grandma for Christmas

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/23/2007 8:46:45 PM)
Granted. However, you are a little shocked when it turns out she really, really wants a full body leather catsuit with cut out nipples and a car battery with jump leads, a pony and a 6 foot bullwhip. And a 23 year old guy with an enormous appendage. I wish someone would cook this turkey for me.

scifi1133 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/23/2007 11:55:59 PM)
granted but the person burns the hell out of it and its not edible. i wish i had just one more person on the payroll to take some jobs off my hands.

desertdancer -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/24/2007 3:30:13 AM)
Granted but their fee is enormous and now your bankrupt and homeless and no one is putting any change into your begging cup..it's empty ! i wish my Husband was home for Christmas eve...

sunshinemiss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/24/2007 5:53:47 AM)
poof - you are buff... unfortunately you are IN THE buff IN THE Himalaya mountains... that's gotta be cold. shakes my head I wish I always wanted to say this from the movie the The Incredible Mr. Limpit* I wish, I wish... I wish I were a fish. *giggles.

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/24/2007 8:21:35 PM)
Granted, but he passes out cold from exhaustion and doesn't wake up until Jan 2. I wish I could find flavored water without bubbles.

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/24/2007 8:23:37 PM)
Granted, you are now a fish. Too bad you are floating belly up in the toilet, awaiting flushing. I wish I could fine the plug forthe damn Christmas lights that are out!

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