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BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 2:08:39 PM)
tea made in the sun in a huge glass jar with tea bags. yummy. better then making it on the stove. granted, you are now the size of a twig with popeye arms and cant wipe your own ass. i wish i had a dollar for every time my Dominant told me He loved me, i could buy that Hummer.

RichardandV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 2:23:13 PM)
Granted but you now have to pay a 2 dollars everytime you tell him you love him

RichardandV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 2:24:34 PM)
whoops my wish... Dang Iwish I could be more alert.

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 3:13:23 PM)
you are now a lert......too bad lert season just opened[:D] i wish all of my end of the year paperwork was completed and ready to turn in ........

RichardandV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 3:19:41 PM)
Zap! all your papers are completed, read to turn in. Too bad they burst into flames with all your notes, nothing left but ashes.

RichardandV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 3:21:09 PM)
lol too bad being a lert hasn't helped. I wish I could just take a nap.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 4:03:00 PM)
it's a dirt nap... i wish i had universal healthcare

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 4:04:59 PM)
granted, but its a 500$ policy, and your taxes were raised by 10000/year to cover it I wish it ws already june 5th

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 4:07:17 PM)
Granted but in the process of making time move forward youve aged to be 97 years old...and viagra doesnt work for you anymore... I wish I wasnt sick..

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 4:07:41 PM)
Granted, your workout bench has a sybian in it… but it short circuits just before you are satisfied. I wish girls didn’t get PMS.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 4:08:55 PM)
Granted Rs, but now Men get to have babies and all the joy that comes with it.... I still wish I wasnt sick...

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 4:14:59 PM)
Granted, you are no longer sick but now you have PMS. I wish there was something worth watching on one of the 400 channels of cable.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 4:17:12 PM)
granted...but the volume is broken, so ALL You can do, is "watch" i wish i had a sybian

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 4:27:54 PM)
granted, but you are allergic to that material they made it with i wish i had some chocolate ice cream

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 4:37:09 PM)
-hijack- RS How can you give me something I already have? -/hijack- Granted but the chocolate is really dirt.... I wish I had some stronger midol...

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 4:38:25 PM)
oops deleted

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:21:31 PM)
Granted, but they're so huge you can't fit one in your mouth. I wish I had a couple shots of Gentleman Jack.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:22:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp oops deleted Granted, a database error deletes your CM account. quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool I wish I had some stronger midol... Granted, the added morphine and you are comfortably numb… so much so that while using your friends bidet you don’t know you have burned yourself with hot water and your labia swells shut. No sex for you! I wish I had a bidet in my new house.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:23:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: batshalom I wish I had a couple shots of Gentleman Jack. Granted… a gentleman named Jack shoots you in jealous rage. I still wish I had a bidet in my new house.

Lynnxz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:23:26 PM)
Granted, but it comes with a swollen angry Hopelessfool, who is angry that you have scalding butt fountains in your house. I want my friend to hurry up and get here so I can go out.

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