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batshalom -> Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 10:55:50 AM)
This is an easy (and often exceedingly funny) game. Each person answers the wish above in a creatively funny negative way, and then makes a wish for the next respondent to answer. For example: I wish I didn't have to work tonight. Answer: Ok, you don't have to work tonight. But you will have to work every other night for the rest of your life. So, are you ready? Good! Let's play! I wish I didn't have to get a tetanus shot.

sexyone4you -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 11:00:18 AM)
Okay, you don't have to get 1 tetanus shot. You have to get 30. I wish I didn't have to clean the house. [:(]

FullCircle -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 11:07:46 AM)
Granted you are now homeless. I wish this wasn't so easy for me, being a nasty person and all.[8\|]

Argentopal -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 11:17:28 AM)
ping you are now "polyanna" and see everything in absolutely the best possible way and you love everyone you see and even those you have never seen. I wish someonewas here to do the dishes for me!

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 11:42:31 AM)
Granted. However, it is a pack of wild dogs and they lick the dishes clean. I wish I could lay in bed with Daddy all day.

BabyDollVanIsle -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 11:51:52 AM)
yes, you are tied to the bed all day, because Daddy just got his electrical play kit, and decided today is a good day to really test your limits. i wish i didn't have a mound of paperwork on my desk to do today.

Najakcharmer -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 11:54:44 AM)
Granted. You are now a scribe in ancient Sumer and the mound of paperwork is now a stack of cuneiform tablets. I wish I didn't have to fight the crowds to do Christmas shopping.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 12:25:43 PM)
Give me your credit card and paycheck - you won't be able to go shopping I wish I could take one extra day off

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 12:38:20 PM)
Granted. However, you will spend that day mucking the stalls of several barn animals that are suffering some horrible intestinal ailment. I wish I didn't have bills to pay.

rubberpet -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 1:01:21 PM)
Granted! You are now homeless and living under a bridge like a troll. I wish I could be a star athlete.

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 1:12:44 PM)
You are now a star athlete on the midget wrestling tour - you're the star because you get beat all the time. I wish I had a new pair of glasses.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 1:14:16 PM)
Why do you need glasses - I just poked your eyes out I wish I could make the 49's win at football

FullCircle -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 1:14:48 PM)
[8\|]Bugger[8\|]Too late[:D]

EvilGenie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 1:47:50 PM)
Granted...........you are now coach of the SF 49ers, at a salary of $1 per year and you have to wash the sweaty towels by hand. I wish I wasn't so tired all of the time

Argentopal -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 2:12:13 PM)
You are never tired at all, you have the energy of a robot ... wait, that would be because you are a robot and from now on all sexual encounters will be, well mechanical! I wish there was an extra week in the month.

EvilGenie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 2:17:57 PM)
Granted, there is now one extra week in the month though your lifespan is shortened by 30 years I wish my mother would turn her frickin' cell phone on!!

rubberpet -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 2:26:57 PM)
Granted! Not only did she just move in with you, you two were joined at the hip so you wouldn't need a cell phone! She is with you no matter where you go...even the bathroom! [:D] I wish my eye sight was better.

MRandme -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 2:44:34 PM)
Granted! You have bionic eyes... too bad the user's manual is in Chinese! i wish my butt was sore from a spanking!

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 3:01:09 PM)
Sorry - you have been spanked so many times you have lost all feeling down there I wish I had taken the blue pill

MRandme -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 3:05:25 PM)
Okay, You took the pill and had painful priapism lasting 10 hours and had to go to the ER... where the attending doctor is a hot female. i wish i was someplace warm.

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