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'Globalization' Defined... - 12/3/2007 2:26:47 PM   
Mercnbeth


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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?  Answer: Princess Diana's death.  Question: How come?  Answer:  An English princess with  an Egyptian boyfriend  crashes in a French  tunnel, driving a  German car  with a Dutch engine,  driven by a Belgian  who was drunk  on Scottish whisky,  (check the bottle before you change the spelling),  followed closely by  Italian Paparazzi,  on Japanese motorcycles;  treated by an American doctor, using  Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to me by  a Canadian,  using Bill Gates's technology,  and you're probably reading this on your computer,  that uses Taiwanese  chips, and a  Korean monitor,  assembled by  Bangladeshi workers  in a Singapore plant,  transported by Indian  lorry-drivers,  hijacked by Indonesians,  unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,  and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....  That, my friends, is Globalization!
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RE: 'Globalization' Defined... - 12/3/2007 10:22:19 PM   
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You forgot to mention the Help Desk run by Indians and the Australians who are reading this thread.

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