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Kids and the things they say lol - 12/8/2007 8:40:53 AM

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Read from an actual drawing and note handed to a pilot of a Quantas aeroplane...

Dear Captain, my name is Nicola, l am 8 years old. This is my first flight, but l am not scared, I like to watch the clouds fly by. My mum says the crew are nice. I think your plane is good. Thanks for a nice flight, don't fuck up the landing.

Love Nicola

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RE: Kids and the things they say lol - 12/8/2007 11:38:05 AM

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LOL

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RE: Kids and the things they say lol - 12/9/2007 10:31:41 AM

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Flying and landing is two different skill sets.

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RE: Kids and the things they say lol - 12/9/2007 7:11:34 PM

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Yep, I can fly if I have to but, if ya' want it landed... better be a good controller working PAR in GCA. Or, a good crash crew.

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RE: Kids and the things they say lol - 12/9/2007 7:30:18 PM

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As far as I'm concerned, any landing you walk away from is a good landing.

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RE: Kids and the things they say lol - 12/9/2007 9:06:15 PM

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Impetuous little brat, should've said "Please don't fuck up the landing".

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RE: Kids and the things they say lol - 12/10/2007 9:21:56 AM

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Over heard on a bus by a lady.....mom says to child Tommy did you take those sweets without asking. Tommy replied l tried to ask, but my mouth was full and you told me never to speak with my mouth full.

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RE: Kids and the things they say lol - 12/10/2007 10:40:02 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VadFarkas

As far as I'm concerned, any landing you walk away from is a good landing.

Oh, good, soooo bent landing gear, trashed paint and over-running the runway, stopping across the street isn't a checkpoint?

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RE: Kids and the things they say lol - 12/11/2007 1:27:40 PM

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A little girl goes to the post office with her father. While waiting in line, the little girl notices all the FBI Most Wanted Felons' pictures on the wall.
"Daddy, who are all these people in the pictures?", asks the little girl. The father responds, "Honey, those are all very bad men and the police are looking for them."
The little girl then asks, "Well, who took their pictures?" Father answers, "The police did, honey." The girl gives her father a puzzled look and replies, "Why didn't the cops just keep them when they took their picture?"

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RE: Kids and the things they say lol - 12/11/2007 3:46:49 PM

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OH, OH, I know... Revolving door justice.

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RE: Kids and the things they say lol - 12/12/2007 8:41:50 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressPav

A little girl goes to the post office with her father. While waiting in line, the little girl notices all the FBI Most Wanted Felons' pictures on the wall.
"Daddy, who are all these people in the pictures?", asks the little girl. The father responds, "Honey, those are all very bad men and the police are looking for them."
The little girl then asks, "Well, who took their pictures?" Father answers, "The police did, honey." The girl gives her father a puzzled look and replies, "Why didn't the cops just keep them when they took their picture?"