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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/13/2007 1:36:05 PM

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All to easy, subguy, just print this out and present it to your Mistress.

Dear Mistress of NYSUBGUY4U,

Here’s what I would do (that is, if I were a Mistress who had a male sub and wanted to humiliate him by making him eat his own cum):

Put your sub on all floors and instruct him not to move. Attach a pair of nipple clamps to his scrotum, attach the clamps to a thin chain and run it to a solid object such as a couch, a hook in the wall or a working antique 50’s-style jukebox – not one of those cheap, knock-off modern ones that play cds. Have him move forward to remove the slack in the chain. Slide the coffee table close to him so that he has to move farther forward (a couple of inches) to put his face over it. Take a flat, frameless mirror, position it underneath him and stroke him until he explodes. Place the mirror on the coffee and instruct him to lick the mirror clean. Stand back and enjoy as your sub has to watch himself lick up his own cum in the mirror while groaning in pain as the clamps tug mercilessly on his balls. The sound alone will be worth the price of admission.

If it’s funny enough, videotape it, upload it on the internet and send us the URL so that we can all have a good chuckle. Also, you may want to check out my new book “101 Most Painful and Humiliating Ways to Make Your Sub Eat His Own Cum” available at amazon.

Sincerely,
joshua69

p.s. Damn, come to think of it, if your sub isn’t willing to do this, email me.

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/13/2007 4:06:30 PM

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Streight from the cock

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/13/2007 5:13:54 PM

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I think the most humiliating way to eat peanut butter is on cheap white bread. If you have very non smooth peanut butter and very fluffy white bread, trying to spread the peanut butter just results in the bread being pulled apart. And then you have no sandwich.

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/13/2007 5:40:48 PM

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Your Mistress should take you to a posh banquet at an English country mansion, and make you drink your manmilk out of a wine glass in front of all the guests and servants. You will cringe with humiliation and embarrassment. Because everyone knows spunk should be sipped from a brandy glass, dahling.

Etiquette's a bitch, ain't it?

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/13/2007 6:53:21 PM

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Lol...you had me at "manmilk".

I laugh at the damnedest things sometimes...

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/13/2007 7:03:20 PM

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"Manmilk" sounds like a D-level brand of protein shake. D-:

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/13/2007 8:39:07 PM

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Perhaps we should ask the bodybuilders present how they prefer their manmilk. I'm sure they have some great tips to make it more palatable and cover that chalky taste. A manmilk banana smoothie, perhaps.

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 1:57:35 AM

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I don't think that's what they had in mind when they coined the term 'protein shake.'

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 5:47:23 AM

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Heh! I can just picture those "Got manmilk?" ads now. Wonder how many celebs they'll get to sign up to that campaign?

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 8:24:10 AM

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Lol...oh yeah. *pictures a group shot of the current "Brat Pack" of US actors with "manmilk" moustaches*

"Someone get Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, George Clooney and Ben Affleck on the phone. And see what Will Smith is doing! We need a follow-up ad!"

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 8:46:20 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaktiSama

Lol...oh yeah. *pictures a group shot of the current "Brat Pack" of US actors with "manmilk" moustaches*

"Someone get Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, George Clooney and Ben Affleck on the phone. And see what Will Smith is doing! We need a follow-up ad!"

So our target audiences are gay men, yaoi fans and middle-aged Dommes?

*makes a quick getaway, stage-left*

Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop!

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 11:24:47 AM

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Akasha, I really like your answer.

OP, instead of saying "Your mistress should do this or that", I'm going to cut right to the chase here.

Get an empty medicine bottle and keep it by your bedside. Every night for (7 nights), before you go to bed, rub one out and deposit it in the medicine bottle. (Be sure to recap it so the cum doesn't dry out). On the 8th night, uncap the bottle and drink up without holding your nose. Be sure to deeply inhale the lovely aroma. Cheers!

**crosses her fingers in hopes that this post will stop all the emails from male subs begging to be abused**

MistressPav:
You will probably have as much luck with this ploy as you did trying to use gasoline to put out a fire.
thompson

< Message edited by thompsonx -- 12/14/2007 11:29:27 AM >

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 11:34:06 AM

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MANMILK MARTINI

1 oz manmilk---fresh, slightly chilled
1 oz Golden Mistress Nectar
1 oz Vodka
1 oz simple syrup

Shake vigorously over crushed ice and strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with 3 curly pubes.

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 12:06:58 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: aidan
So our target audiences are gay men, yaoi fans and middle-aged Dommes?

*smiles sweetly* Who else matters?

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 1:54:35 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaktiSama

quote:

ORIGINAL: aidan
So our target audiences are gay men, yaoi fans and middle-aged Dommes?

*smiles sweetly* Who else matters?

They do have money...

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 2:01:29 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: thompsonx

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressPav

Akasha, I really like your answer.

OP, instead of saying "Your mistress should do this or that", I'm going to cut right to the chase here.

Get an empty medicine bottle and keep it by your bedside. Every night for (7 nights), before you go to bed, rub one out and deposit it in the medicine bottle. (Be sure to recap it so the cum doesn't dry out). On the 8th night, uncap the bottle and drink up without holding your nose. Be sure to deeply inhale the lovely aroma. Cheers!

**crosses her fingers in hopes that this post will stop all the emails from male subs begging to be abused**

MistressPav:
You will probably have as much luck with this ploy as you did trying to use gasoline to put out a fire.
thompson

Put on some glasses and READ again....did you miss this part?
See below:

**crosses her fingers in hopes that this post will stop all the emails from male subs begging to be abused**

~Pav

< Message edited by MistressPav -- 12/14/2007 2:03:00 PM >

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 3:07:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: matt4u

doesnt cum spoil? I sit healthy to eat cum that has been laying around for a week?

It spoils. My advice would be to mix it with egg yolk and freeze it.
Incidentally, if you thaw and put it on bread, that'll probably be an interesting angle.
Making omelettes would probably constitute cheating.

Health,
al-Aswad.

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 3:11:29 PM

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quote:

You will probably have as much luck with this ploy as you did trying to use gasoline to put out a fire.

Actually, using gasoline in a squirt bottle with a spray nozzle can be used to control a fire, at least. I'm pretty sure that, given a quick and steady hand, and the right nozzle, you could put it out, too. I've never tried it with a human, though, just with a bonfire, so if anyone reads this and ends up on the Darwin Awards: say cheese for me.

Health,
al-Aswad.

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/14/2007 7:44:47 PM

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--From the toilet bowl, from the floor in front of Domme's friends, from a condom, as an ice cream, straight from your cock(with you laying on the floor, legs over your head and cock pointing to your face), as a "frosting" on your cup cake, on your coffee as a "cream"... enough ideas, now cut the crap and go eat cum!!! u have enough ways to eat it into at least next year.

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RE: most humiliating way to eat cum - 12/15/2007 7:37:37 AM

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I used to have a Mistress who liked to put me into adult plastic baby pants when she felt I deserved a release, this way all of the cum was collected inside of them. When she was satisfied that I could give no more, she would have me step out of them carefully so that none was spell, then kneel before her sticking my head inside of the plastic pants so that I could lick them clean.

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