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IrishMist -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 6:30:35 AM)

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LMAO..........this is a full size spare..........:)

with...run flat protection...:)

the Michellin Man

LMAO

a full size spare?

Hmmmm

I think my knife is big enough for the job




Jeffff -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 6:34:32 AM)

Grins..........I know it is............

ok I gotta go work.............they pay me for this on........................


the   OTHERSIDE!!!
Jeff




BloodLuna -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 6:40:03 AM)

run flat protection?
 
if you experience a full tire for more than 4 hours, see a health care professional with a knife
 
luna




IrishMist -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 6:46:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BloodLuna

run flat protection?
 
if you experience a full tire for more than 4 hours, see a health care professional with a knife
 
luna

Darn it.

I have a knife. But I am not a heath care professional

This sucks




BloodLuna -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 6:50:32 AM)

Mist, you have cmail on the Other Side.  watch out for purists in limbo!!!
 
luna




BloodLuna -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 6:55:43 AM)

mmm - waffles.  whipped cream.  syrup.
 
luna




mnottertail -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 6:59:51 AM)

     Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
     And it shows them pearly white
     Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
     And he keeps it … ah … out of sight.

     Ya know when that shark bites, with his teeth, babe
     Scarlet billows start to spread
     Fancy gloves, though, wears old MacHeath, babe
     So there’s nevah, nevah a trace of red.

     Now on the sidewalk … uuh, huh … whoo … sunny mornin’ … uuh, huh
     Lies a body just oozin' life … eeek!
     And someone’s sneakin' ‘round the corner
     Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

     A-there's a tugboat … huh, huh, huh … down by the river don’tcha know
     Where a cement bag’s just a'droopin' on down
     Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear
     Five'll get ya ten old Macky’s back in town.

     Now, d'ja hear ‘bout Louie Miller? He disappeared, babe
     After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash
     And now MacHeath spends just like a sailor
     Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?



     Now … Jenny Diver … ho, ho … yeah … Sukey Tawdry      
     Ooh … Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
     Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
     Now that Macky’s back in town.

     Aah … I said Jenny Diver … whoa … Sukey Tawdry
     Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
     Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
     Now that Macky’s back in town …

     Look out … old Macky is back!!


Bobby Darin




Jeffff -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 7:40:13 AM)

(What they do)
(They smile in your face)
All the time they want to take your place
The back stabbers (back stabbers)
(They smile in your face)
All the time they want to take your place
The back stabbers (back stabbers)

All you fellows who have someone
And you really care, yeah, yeah
Then it's all of you fellows
Who better beware, yeah yeah
Somebody's out to get your lady
A few of your buddies they sure look shady
Blades are long, clenched tight in their fist
Aimin' straight at your back
And I don't think they'll miss

(What they do)
(They smile in your face)
All the time they want to take your place
The back stabbers (back stabbers)
I keep gettin' all these visits
From my friends, yeah, what they doin to me
They come to my house
Again and again and again and again, yeah
So are they there to see my woman
I don't even be home but they just keep on comin'
What can I do to get on the right track
I wish they'd take some of these knives off my back

(What they do)
(They smile in your face)
All the time they want to take your place
The back stabbers
(Back stabbers)
Low down, dirty

(What they do)
(They smile in your face)
Smiling faces
Smiling faces sometimes tell lies (back stabbers)
(They smile in your face)
I don't need low down
Dirty bastards (back stabbers)





Barry Bonds




mnottertail -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 8:21:35 AM)

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child,
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe
And she'll take what you give her, as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me

CHORUS:
Oh--she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh--and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

And she'll promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me
--Mhmm--

grovelingwormslaveman




Jeffff -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 9:31:30 AM)

Gee Ron........couldn't you find a more.........simpering song?



Jeff




mnottertail -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 9:36:35 AM)

I don't do the worm thing well, at all.

Gumby 




Jeffff -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 9:39:00 AM)

Get off My back



Pokey




mnottertail -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 9:39:43 AM)

Just low class claymation.

Wallace and Grommit




Jeffff -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 10:20:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Just low class claymation.

Wallace and Grommit



Never believed in it

Walt Disney




sammiebabygirl -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 10:59:23 AM)

I went looking for this thread and low and behold it was no longer in General BDSM. Wadda ya know.
 
Well, we are at 17 pages, so I guess we are where we belong. "Master says so".
 
jen




laurell3 -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 9:44:20 PM)

pfft what does "Master" know other than bad haircuts?

If I could make a soup that impregnated I would be a zillionaire.

(gathers up all the knives while you all are sleeping and runs away laughing)




sammiebabygirl -> RE: "The Other Side" (12/14/2007 10:46:56 PM)

laurell,
I am not so sure about impregnating soups, but I made a beef stew tonight that would make Master say WOW!!!
 
jen




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