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MsWhip -> Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 3:19:24 AM)

What's the funniest safeword you've ever used or heard?


I've heard circus clown, and Buttonwillow (a small town in N.CA).



lovingmaster45 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 3:49:33 AM)

nice tits
Yes...that was her safe word; but the compliment goes to you as well.



Padriag -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 5:30:48 AM)

I always kinda liked Aardvark... you just don't use it for anything else.



DesertRat -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 5:51:45 AM)

Volkswagen. I know that's not howlingly funny, but we wanted it to be a word that would be totally out of place while we were...well, doing what we did. Turned out we didn't need it anyway.

"Codswallop" was also considered.

Bob



krazysubbiekat -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 6:01:14 AM)

I was given a safeword...paramicium. Thought it was hysterical. For the "Mad About You" fans, it was a way for Paul and Jamie to tell each other when they had enough of each other while they were working together. THere was a scene when Paul was being carted away by a crane, and he was saying very loudly "Paramicium...big paramicium....GIANT paramicium." Sounds like a safe word to me lol



MistressFire70 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 6:28:23 AM)

Fillabuster. Chosen by a poli-sci major. Go figure.

Fire



OscarHargraves -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 7:03:16 AM)

I had a Sub once who chose "Rumpelstiltskin". I guess she didn't have to worry about that one coming out by accident.



TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 9:06:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lovingmaster45
but the compliment goes to you as well.


Holy crap...no kidding!


Taggard



justatoy2 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 9:39:09 AM)

"bloomingdales"...i guess no chance of that comming out unless really wanted..unless of course one is thinking about shoe shopping..drools. But yes i have heard that one.



bulletproof -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 2:36:02 PM)

thuringer.

hey it's my favorite lunch meat.

I cannot make out what the smileys are supposed to even be.

is this one ... rolling eyes ??

or ubergeek?

[8|]




FangsNfeet -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 8:58:34 PM)

"Pagan Care Bears" has caught my attention or perhaps off gaurd before.



shaohua -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 9:05:56 PM)

i have had in my repotriore of safewords (but never actually used) Aardvark, avacado, and celery.



Fndrywmn -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 9:10:30 PM)

Popcorn



LookingforDad -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 9:47:55 PM)

Peanut butter. and if a certain Domly One reads this, i am interested in the peanut butter gig.



MasterHyde -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 10:30:59 PM)

A sammie friend of mine once said her safeword was "You hit like a pussy."

And of course, as she hoped I would, I completely ignored her when she said it.

Hyde



MistressGrace07 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/18/2005 10:36:45 PM)

Wookie!



APhacetoSit -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/19/2005 1:57:38 AM)

More a funny situation than funny safeword. i was once given a safeword and a gag. go figure.



IronBear -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/19/2005 3:31:47 AM)

I use a safeword in a non lifestyle area.. Mine is "Clusterfuck"



Elegant -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/19/2005 4:45:25 AM)

Watermelon!



mistoferin -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/19/2005 5:05:59 AM)

Wow and I always thought the word "red" would be too complicated to remember!



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