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Reality upended at the opera... - 12/18/2007 12:16:43 AM   
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O'Reilly's Sexual Harrassment Lawsuit Sung Like Handel's "Messiah" [VIDEO]
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/70910/

“You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I’d join you, and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back. Rub it all over you; get you to relax; hot water and, um, you know, you’d feel the tension drain out of you and, uh, you still would be with your back to me, then I would kinda put my arm – it’s one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it – and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard, cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs.

“So anyway, I’d be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I’d put it on your pussy, but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business.”

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Gee, where can I get me a drunken lout that will ring me up late at night and talk dirty to me....?


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RE: Reality upended at the opera... - 12/18/2007 2:32:20 AM   
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Give Ted Kennedy a call.

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RE: Reality upended at the opera... - 12/18/2007 4:57:15 AM   
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~LOL~

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RE: Reality upended at the opera... - 12/18/2007 5:11:14 AM   
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They say Schwarzenegger could most likely help me out too.

Or maybe Bush - but I have to make him believe I am Condoleezza Rice first. The original vagina dentata...

Rudy Giuliani is a possible candidate, but he insists on being allowed to wear a woman's dress.




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RE: Reality upended at the opera... - 12/18/2007 6:09:20 AM   
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Maybe Rudy could pull of being Condi and you could do a three-way (call). Please let me know if this is possible because I would really like to watch ... err ... listen. If we could pull Teddy Kennedy in on it too ... man! It would make my decade!

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RE: Reality upended at the opera... - 12/18/2007 7:08:25 AM   
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"FALAFEL THING???""



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