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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 11:31:51 AM

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I used to think the funniest part of Collarme was the forums. I loved the witty exchanges, the banter, some posters make me spit out my diet peach snapple.

Some posters do not understand the smallest amount of irony or humor. Some posters are delusional or clueless.

I used to love when a posting rhythm got started and you could just jump in and join the fray. The one liners could be priceless. I even thought I had contributed to alot of that. I even liked the arguments, because if you are the kind of intelligent thinker who actually listens, then you can learn something from someone who is willing to listen to another's viewpoint.

But now, I am not sure how funny or witty Collarme forums are going to be now that I have seen censorship in action.

But you may not get to read this post, so it will be a moot point.

We love you sexyred,
Oh yes, we do,
We dont love anyone
As much as you,
When you're not near us
We're blue.
Oh sexyred we love you.

(Sung to the tune of We love you Conrad from Bye bye birdie)

awwww..thanks. that was cute. glad someone still likes me. I did not realize I was evil incarnate until recently.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 11:53:51 AM

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i will ask for the D's to forgive me on this one, (if they ever will). Most here may think that my profile must be the laughing stock of CM but i will have to say guys i have had some crack up laughs with many dominant profiles of this group. The average D's profile only reminds me of a take away store of having to order a hamburger or to give it a more thrilling' horrifying theme of a doctor Frankenstein's laboratory working over the next project sub made for the next D as requested.. The funniest part is they also get frustrated when they cant get what they want and are asking to where are the "real people" DO'H!!

To me, the funniest feature on CM is reading the number of bulk e-mails from wannabe female subs/slaves who either can't read what is in other members' profiles or have no idea as to what they hell they want in a Dom/Master. And I tell you, these messages, some which come from foreign countries like Ghana, Nigeria or even Bosnia are just too darn funny every time I read them. LMAO

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 11:57:13 AM

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I have to agree with LadyLupineNYC on this one... Gor. The idea that a group of otherwise perfectly intelligent people would start treating 26 crappy pulp novels like they were some kind of sacred texts brought down from the mountian on high... just cracks me up.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 11:57:58 AM

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I think being censored in a BDSM forum is pretty hilarious. Especially when it is done like a vendetta against a member that contributes greatly to help others. Who Moderates the Moderators????

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 12:03:28 PM

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The administrators, who are monitored by the site owners, who are monitored by how many users are on here and making a profit (not in a bad way, of course, but you gotta look at the numbers, too)

No one really micromanages beyond the Mods, but at the end of the day, we gots us a great forum without tooooooooo much BS.

What cracks me up is the people who complain about what we have here (ads, mods, fakes, scammers, whatever) without thinking about the fact that they didn't really pay for anything, and so are entitled to exactly one thing: the right to leave.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 12:11:07 PM

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Who complaining? Just trying to right a wrong for a friend and find out how to go about that.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 12:17:09 PM

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i will ask for the D's to forgive me on this one, (if they ever will). Most here may think that my profile must be the laughing stock of CM but i will have to say guys i have had some crack up laughs with many dominant profiles of this group. The average D's profile only reminds me of a take away store of having to order a hamburger or to give it a more thrilling' horrifying theme of a doctor Frankenstein's laboratory working over the next project sub made for the next D as requested.. The funniest part is they also get frustrated when they cant get what they want and are asking to where are the "real people" DO'H!!

To me, the funniest feature on CM is reading the number of bulk e-mails from wannabe female subs/slaves who either can't read what is in other members' profiles or have no idea as to what they hell they want in a Dom/Master. And I tell you, these messages, some which come from foreign countries like Ghana, Nigeria or even Bosnia are just too darn funny every time I read them. LMAO

I get the same kind of crud. Sites other than here. Men swearing that they can see my soul through my eyes and know I am the one! I tell them. " I have no money for you. You are either a sammer or you have serious psychological problems and dude you need help"!!!

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 12:21:36 PM

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I hear you.

However; vendettas and the black hand notwithstanding, it probably isnt as it seems, and it is most important to remember this (a vioce of vast experience here kids)......

It is rarely, if ever, totally inept and revengeful judgement.

So far, nobody we know has been killed by being moderated, it does get over, and the sun shines again, and insofar as I know, the only one who has possibly been killed on CollarMe was Gauge and I am pretty sure that was due to a mispelling of his name.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 12:22:35 PM

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Who complaining? Just trying to right a wrong for a friend and find out how to go about that.

Well, you could read the TOS, and find out who did what. Then, armed with that knowledge, you could write to one of the Mods, and let them know what you think. They're usually pretty good about answering your questions, provided you accept the fact that the TOS is the law of the land.

Until you do that, it is just drama.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 12:37:05 PM

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Who complaining? Just trying to right a wrong for a friend and find out how to go about that.

Um, you can advise said friend not to flip people off and call them douchebags?!

And what everyone else said about the TOS and Mods.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 12:37:42 PM

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There only seems to be one available moderator. So obviously there is no one to complain to.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 12:52:15 PM

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Like I said, contact her with your question, comment, or complaint. She's good, as long as you have your facts straight and have read the TOS. Now stop wallowing and get out there!

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 12:57:04 PM

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Yes, Gor is funny to me, I have to say I've made my share of jokes about it over the years.
Dom wanna be's who in their first missive tell me to get on my knees and worship them, and/or the ones who want to have 'cybersex' as soon as they start talking to me. (wankers)
And, some of the profiles are kinda funny too, both dom and sub.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 1:06:25 PM

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Well while I still think Popeye is the funniest dang thing around here, an amusing part of CM is the outrageous emails sent when people don't like what you've posted on threads about what's funny about CM, lol.

Good golly miss molly!!

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 1:07:04 PM

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Who complaining? Just trying to right a wrong for a friend and find out how to go about that.

Um, you can advise said friend not to flip people off and call them douchebags?!

And what everyone else said about the TOS and Mods.

Well you just said it too...

QUICK MODERATOR CENSOR THIS GIRL. SUCH A POTTY MOUTH ! !

By the way, if a flip someone off icon is available I should be able to use it!!!

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 1:11:09 PM

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Are you going to email me, too?

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 1:15:23 PM

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The funniest part is when people believe that the wildest, looniest profiles and posts are for real.

( I'm going back to whips and midgets...)

Those who answer are some of the kindest, most gracious human beings around. They can suspend doubt for a strangers benefit, to advise any so no one feels alone.

Blessings to you - generous thoughtful, kind people.

Merry Christmas to da Mods!

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 1:19:23 PM

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Are you going to email me, too?

Why would I do that?
This is a message board. Not a vendetta.

I always say

If they cant take a F**K,

JOKE em!!

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 1:20:46 PM

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Works for me, luscious, my thoughts exactly.

Happy Holiday to you.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/24/2007 1:23:52 PM

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Works for me, luscious, my thoughts exactly.

Happy Holiday to you.

This is working for us because I can speak back and vice versa. There maybe someone here that is being commented about that can not defend themselves right now. Thats not an even or fair exchange.

Yes, Happy holidays!

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