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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/25/2007 7:24:22 PM

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The site owners (who pay the bills that the advertising that the site owners arrange does or does not adequately cover, and are responsible for keeping the site running) are the ones who make the rules and the site owners decide who the Moderators are that the site owners choose to trust to enforce the forum guidelines and site TOS that the site owners wrote.....Did that answer your question? No matter what the answer to your question of "who pays the bills here" is, it's pretty safe to say it's not you.

Hmmmm....now, I'm not so sure of that. My rule is always "follow the money".

The advertisers have the money (follow me on this)....so that makes THEM the real infuencers....then again, if the advertisers send the owners of CM a check, is that really money until it's actually deposited?

And then who has the money?

Thaaaaaat's riiiiiight....the bank.

Okay...we're getting somewhere now.

So...I want you to get in touch with the owners and have them send over a copy of this post to the bank and you let them know in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS that I know what kind of shit they've been pulling...and it's gonna stop RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!

I want this shit resolved no later than Thursday a.m. (duplicate copies to my office by tomorrow at 8:30).

Ya hear me????

(Said, of course in the most submissive of ways).

RFLMAO, my comment was in context to her question of who pays the bills, and if it was the advertisers, do they pick the Moderators.........Collarme also decides who they will let advertise here and who won't so again...I would still say they are still in control, no matter who has the money to start off with..

(Said, of course, non submissively!!)

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/25/2007 7:27:08 PM

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Hey, where did the funny go on this thread????

**waits for someone to pick something humorous about cm, other than threads like these**!

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/25/2007 7:38:36 PM

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hrmmmm.....ok....funny...funny....so how about all them fakes? man they are funny....

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/25/2007 7:44:39 PM

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It looks like on the BDSM world and mind everything works the opposite.. For instance love is shown by pain.. So if someone wants to subject another in anything that should be appreciative about it. W/we tend to chose the dark side of humor when W/we can. Is that correct?? Is that why there is so much arguing and bitchiness amongst us?? It is a fact of life that W/we all tend to hide a very weird personality, and its only amongst ourselves that W/we can display it.. Are W/we the creatures from the dark???

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/25/2007 8:17:48 PM

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It looks like on the BDSM world and mind everything works the opposite.. For instance love is shown by pain.. So if someone wants to subject another in anything that should be appreciative about it. W/we tend to chose the dark side of humor when W/we can. Is that correct?? Is that why there is so much arguing and bitchiness amongst us?? It is a fact of life that W/we all tend to hide a very weird personality, and its only amongst ourselves that W/we can display it.. Are W/we the creatures from the dark???

I feel like watching Dark Shadows now!

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/25/2007 8:22:56 PM

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My new favorite funny part of CM? "He or she isnt into {insert fetish/lifestyle/whatever} and I dont like that they wear things associated with it. Blah blah blah whine whine whine bitch snot cry piss" Yea. Uber hilarious to me!

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/25/2007 8:29:00 PM

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Hey, where did the funny go on this thread????

**waits for someone to pick something humorous about cm, other than threads like these**!

A man comes home to find his wife in the bathroom blowdrying her pussy. He says, "What the hell are you doing?" She answers, "Heating up dinner."

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/25/2007 9:15:08 PM

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Anyway Guys, i know at least what W/we have to say W/we all pay our dues right before us with no hard feelings. What W/we like and what W/we do is all ticked on our profiles.. (i guess i have the least ticks of all), but at least W/we try to make it clear what we're into... You know what the funny thing is.... If a potential D falls for the looks of some goodlooking mug, or {bod} on some of the pictures displayed and then slowly finding a devious way to share Her or His fetishes with the s who did not expect to be subjected to this kinda treatment... i wonder if that ever happened to anyone... How funny would that be??? W/we all know that D's have the upper hand and once they corner the poor sub and the subject is in a state of spacing out..... W/we all know how easy it is for the subject to follow suit... Any experiences anyone??

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/25/2007 9:36:54 PM

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ORIGINAL: kc692

Hey, where did the funny go on this thread????

**waits for someone to pick something humorous about cm, other than threads like these**!

A man comes home to find his wife in the bathroom blowdrying her pussy. He says, "What the hell are you doing?" She answers, "Heating up dinner."

Now that is funny!!!!

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/26/2007 5:39:40 AM

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With me, its the people who take this all so serious. Doms/Dommes who are so evil, so mean, so selfish (so expensive) and have to be the baddest in the world. Subs/Slaves who are so compliant, I'll do more than anyone. I am sorry but I find the registering of slaves and rituals funny. I never needed them. Folks, its a relationship between 2 (or more .. see I'm open minded) people. We will all have to have vanilla parts of our life if we expect to live in this world. And guess what? A lot of vanilla people are as miserable, as happy, as lonely or as fulfilled as anyone in the "lifestyle". Relax, be polite and have a sense of humor.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/26/2007 9:44:00 AM

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The noises I was making while waiting for these damn pages to load started off being kinda funny -- hadda be here kinda thing though. But those are changing to another type of noise by now anyway

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/26/2007 12:44:11 PM

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i do agree 100% with You MMC!! Thats the point i always wanted to make!! Although W/we all crave and love to participate in the acts (play) subs to be as obedient as possible and the D's having to make or feel the dominance over the sub, all that sometimes can create tension and a very heavy atmosphere. Although W/we would love to be in fantasy i'm sure that there are times that W/we all would like to feel as free spirits. At times for instance of introduction (as in profiles) it would be better for all of us D/s to show a more humanly as possible profile. i would prefer to let the talking and action to be set within the participants instead of shouting it through our profiles, as though W/we have a point to prove. Thank Y/you all guys for Y/your input.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/26/2007 1:43:16 PM

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To the OP,

I love watching how a perfectly innocent, sane thread can ebb and flow from sanity to absolute bedlam and back again.

Oh, and the witty one-liners from some of the more clever folks here can have me laughing for hours.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/26/2007 1:54:10 PM

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Pages 4,5,6 and 7 were pretty fucking hysterical.

Two words.......panties, unwad.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/26/2007 1:57:36 PM

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Dear DMCT i would have to blame CM for the one liners.. i was one those who have sent a number of one liners.. As one goes through the profiles on the "message to send" box it writes send a quick message to the person that i'm viewing.. So thats all i did... Send the quickest i could.. Whats the point sitting there writing Y/your life's history to someone that does not find Y/you appealing?? Lets face the truth shell W/we?? If someone's mug or body doesn't appeal to one no message will get them no matter how it has been composed... Its funny how people tend to talk about the intro message allot but they would never say how many one liners they have accepted if lets say the picture looked good on the profile that sent the message.. It has happened to myself on a number of occasions and at one stage i was caught up for 7 months on an online relationship of all it stated was "Hi sweetie" (i guess thats all a D needs to hook up a silly sub)

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/26/2007 2:14:27 PM

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Yes, this has been quite the hilarious thread, no doubt. I hope everyone enjoyed their holiday.

Now, onto to more sweet and light filled threads!

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/26/2007 3:08:19 PM

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Hey sexy??? You must be a naughty girl to be gaged... Tell the Mods that all you wanna say is Merry Xmas and a happy new year..

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/26/2007 3:12:25 PM

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I usually like gags..but will soon be without said gag and be able to spread my cheery persona around once again.

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/26/2007 3:15:13 PM

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You sound better in mute mode... However i have a weakness with red!! my beloved football team where's those colors and it ain't from US (its Greek) and they will kick some ass on the knock out rounds of the Champions League on February.. Thats what happens when your labeled as "wicked"

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RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? - 12/26/2007 3:25:36 PM

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If a midget tells a woman her hair smells good.... is that sexual harassment?

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