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LadyEllen -> Blues thread (12/30/2007 4:34:38 PM)
right - I'm pissed up on Bailey's, and I have the guitar at the ready What I need now (cause I'm far too drunk to do it myself) are some blues lyrics. You know the sort of thing - "I woke up this morning, my dog was dead," etc The naughtier the better thanks E

Suleiman -> RE: Blues thread (12/30/2007 4:38:32 PM)
"God has a sense of humor, but it's often rather crude What He thinks is a howler, you or I would say is rude But cursing Him is not a real productive attitude Just laugh -- you might as well, my friend, 'cause either way you're screwed" (From "Callahan's Legacy" by Spider Robinson)

LadyEllen -> RE: Blues thread (12/30/2007 4:42:09 PM)
very good Suleiman - just about fits, thanks! but I want naughty, disgusting, depraved, filthy lyrics you know, the sort of thing I can sing at family gatherings E

Suleiman -> RE: Blues thread (12/30/2007 4:46:14 PM)
Ah, my mistake, sorry. Let me see if I can come up with something... My lover don't beat me... ...she don't let me beg... ...she leaves me in a nilla room to... ...dry hump her leg... I've got the... Smart Alec Blues I'm tryin to deserve it baby but... she just won't play (tag - someone else needs to pick up the next verse)

LadyEllen -> RE: Blues thread (12/30/2007 5:14:44 PM)
Woke up this morning I'd never have guessed That I'd been sedated And not for no jest Looked under the covers It was quite a mess Cause while I was out of it They'd given me SRS Ah got them, neovagina Bandaged painful SRS blues E

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