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Dragons and Demons - 1/3/2008 11:25:03 AM   
Xhex


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Why do so many people tell me they ride dragons and command leigons of beasts on here...what the hell??  What kind of drugs are you all on?  For real...You might be "Chasing the Dragon", but thats probably it.  F**K ME... 

It is funny to read their long rambling messages though.  It makes for a very entertaining evening on my part, and for that, I thank you all.
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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/3/2008 11:27:08 AM   
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LOL I find it funny, but sadly true.

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/3/2008 11:32:57 AM   
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you made me spit coffee all over my screen    LOL  I cannot say that I have ever received any messages like that, now I feel left out! 

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/5/2008 8:49:58 AM   
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Riding dragons eh? Now that is funny...

So that is what that pesky tickle was up there... ( tounge in cheek )

Least I knew Satans minions could get a date with out having to hit up chicks on the internet.. LOL

It is kind of akin to the goobers who hang out near a military base.. but who arent from the base trying to "score" girls by telling them war stories... *rolls her eyes*

You'd think the goobers would stick to how large thier dicks are, thier bank accounts, and what a fantastic car they drive..

at least they are getting inventive.. but it smacks of too many nights in thier moms basement playing D&D with thier equaly pimply and geeky loser friends.

Soo sad...

Gwyn

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/5/2008 8:57:59 AM   
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The only demon Id want to have at my command is a demonicly depraved sub. heh heh heh
In fact the only demons I do have at my command are the ones in my artwork

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/5/2008 10:49:39 AM   
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My D20 and I ride dragons all the time. No demons though.


I'm such a nerd.

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/5/2008 12:09:03 PM   
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Why do so many people tell me they ride dragons and command leigons of beasts on here...what the hell??  What kind of drugs are you all on?  For real...You might be "Chasing the Dragon", but thats probably it.  F**K ME... 

It is funny to read their long rambling messages though.  It makes for a very entertaining evening on my part, and for that, I thank you all.




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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/5/2008 3:26:15 PM   
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Yeah, the 14th level Dark Master Indian Ninja Gorean Tarn-Riding Warriors can be pretty annoying.  Especially to the folks from the cultures they're abusing with their silliness. 

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/5/2008 11:21:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

at least they are getting inventive.. but it smacks of too many nights in thier moms basement playing D&D with thier equaly pimply and geeky loser friends.

Soo sad...


First off, I play D&D in the kitchen, thank you. And second...my mother says that I am very handsome and it's perfectly natural to have some skin marks...

*sniffles and rolls his dice*


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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/6/2008 1:21:33 AM   
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Sounds like the same people who believe time is cube.

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/6/2008 7:50:11 AM   
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should i feel bad  that i sell magic the gathering cards and have over a quarter million??
oh well some are worth a couple grand and i dont PLAY i only sell to gamers hhehe

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/6/2008 8:49:40 PM   
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Sounds like the same people who believe time is cube.

I think my nose is running.

Oh wait, that's my brain hemorrhaging...


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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/7/2008 12:16:49 AM   
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should i feel bad  that i sell magic the gathering cards and have over a quarter million??
oh well some are worth a couple grand and i dont PLAY i only sell to gamers hhehe


Yes, yes you should. Have you considered making your ill gotten gains by selling something less morally ambivalent?
Like unlicenced plutonium?, snuff films, or maybe even explore the relevantly wholesome secretly harvested baby organ market?

J



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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/7/2008 1:05:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

Riding dragons eh? Now that is funny...

So that is what that pesky tickle was up there... ( tounge in cheek )

Least I knew Satans minions could get a date with out having to hit up chicks on the internet.. LOL

It is kind of akin to the goobers who hang out near a military base.. but who arent from the base trying to "score" girls by telling them war stories... *rolls her eyes*

You'd think the goobers would stick to how large thier dicks are, thier bank accounts, and what a fantastic car they drive..

at least they are getting inventive.. but it smacks of too many nights in thier moms basement playing D&D with thier equaly pimply and geeky loser friends.

Soo sad...

Gwyn


Hey, my husband plays D&D... and he actually is a soldier. In fact, that might have been part of the attraction. Nothing like submitting to a man who is owned by the government. :P


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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/7/2008 7:08:51 PM   
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 Do not mess with dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketsup!

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/7/2008 8:58:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lizbetbathory

should i feel bad  that i sell magic the gathering cards and have over a quarter million??
oh well some are worth a couple grand and i dont PLAY i only sell to gamers hhehe


Yes, yes you should. Have you considered making your ill gotten gains by selling something less morally ambivalent?
Like unlicenced plutonium?, snuff films, or maybe even explore the relevantly wholesome secretly harvested baby organ market?

J


  ahh well the snuff films could be fun but id rather sell the gamers for organs not baby's then they can grow up to breed more gamers... if not maybe i can sell em for medical experimentation

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/8/2008 10:17:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

Yeah, the 14th level Dark Master Indian Ninja Gorean Tarn-Riding Warriors can be pretty annoying.  Especially to the folks from the cultures they're abusing with their silliness. 


FYI
Gor does not have dragons or demons.  We have a Black Caste (Assassins) not Ninja, we do have Indians..Red Savages.
 

 

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/8/2008 10:21:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Nosathro
FYI
Gor does not have dragons or demons.  We have a Black Caste (Assassins) not Ninja, we do have Indians..Red Savages.


Exactly.  So when you see people running around being Gorean ninja masters, you know they've got problems.  Mental ones most likely.  That's what I mean when I refer to people who abuse the cultures they are stealing random crap from and mixing it up with other crap.


< Message edited by Najakcharmer -- 1/8/2008 10:23:37 PM >

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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/8/2008 10:28:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nosathro
FYI
Gor does not have dragons or demons.  We have a Black Caste (Assassins) not Ninja, we do have Indians..Red Savages.


I have yet to see a Gorean Ninja Master.  I have seen plenty of jean and sneaker wearing Ninjas at Renaissance Faire.  I am also hoping that a good Braveheart movie will come again.  That way all the Pirates will go back to wearing their kilts.

Exactly.  So when you see people running around being Gorean ninja masters, you know they've got problems.  Mental ones most likely.  That's what I mean when I refer to people who abuse the cultures they are stealing random crap from and mixing it up with other crap.



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RE: Dragons and Demons - 1/8/2008 11:48:47 PM   
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RW - if you snuff the babies you can then sell their organs. Heck, you recoup your operating costs on the disection films alone.

I say stick with good old white slavery. that's what we're all here for, right? Right?

Hello? Is this thing on?

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