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cameltoe -> Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:30:30 PM)
Ok, so I just heard I have a "puffy pussy". That means I have long outer labia (about 1.5 inches and very thick) and my inner labia are maybe about 3/4 in long. This was a surprise to me as I thought all pussies were pretty much the same! I gather some people really like puffy, and some prefer..... nonpuffy pussies.... what are those called? And I was told it was unusual but not by someone who has a lot of perspective on those things..... So I have a million questions like - er, um, : is it unusual? What do guys like that's different about each type? Does it feel different to a guy during intercourse? Do you have an individual preference? Is it different to torture or tie a puffy pussy than an.. unpuffy, and if so how? Can you help me feel lucky about this instead of all freaked out? For the women: what is yours like?

agoodgirl4Daddy -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:38:34 PM)
i have a fat pussy... chubby labia and pink clit that gets nice n hard when i'm aroused. i've never measured..but i've never had any complaints either! [:D] i would suggest looking at some erotic photos online or even some porn. pussies are as different as our fingerprints.

SadisticMan -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:38:57 PM)
They all feel the same, but visually different yes. I've sampled many and the smooth, "puffy" is the normal. Some have lips that hang down quite low, fun for many things.. All in all, it doesn't matter what it looks like, but rather how well it is kept and how it smells. Always wipe front to back ! it matters ! Only about 4% are "squirters" or that can soak a complete bed in her orgasm, very hot ! The fun is finding all the g-spots, think there is only one? haha, I can easily find 2, the other 3 are not common and hard to find. BTW, I call yours a "taco pussy" but they may be revealing guy secrets, you didn't hear it here !!

christine1 -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:40:20 PM)
oh great, now i'm going to have to check...i have no idea if mine is puffy or not. maybe someone should create some kind of scale just for this very thing!

Tigrita -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:42:12 PM)
My labia are 9 and a half inches long, baby, I swear. And so thick I know it'll hurt you to take it. That's right.

Poppygirl -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:42:42 PM)
well if it helps i have a prominent mons venus and have never had any complaints. though the lips are sort of i dont know if tailore dis the right word, closedish. but heavier girls tend to be alittle puffier, more padding every where. though i was self conscious in a bathing suit when i was younger cause it wasnt "flat" between my legs.

SirJohnMandevill -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:43:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 oh great, now i'm going to have to check...i have no idea if mine is puffy or not. maybe someone should create some kind of scale just for this very thing! I'm with you Godzilla...er, Christine. I've seen plenty of variety, but never knew there were names for them. And I'm usually too...occupied...to worry about it. I do like nice, prominent clits, though....[:D] Les (Purveyor of Fine, Handcrafted Kink)

meticulousgirl -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:45:48 PM)
Ok first of all: Dont get paranoid over it, we are all built differently so you shouldn't feel like your singled out over this really small issue. Second of all: I know plenty of women who have "puffy pussies" it's common! ok so we aren't all built like the playboy whores that are seen on tv wooptie do, that doesn't mean anything, so dont worry and freak yourself out over something that is not only common but, is also the size of a microcell in the sector of what you should or shouldn't be stressing over. Guys make stupid comments sometimes not even realizing what they are doing to our self confidence levels, i'd just blow this one off and not let it bug you.... ~meticulous~

MsBearlee -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:46:56 PM)
Darnit, I can't find the page of actual photos...perhaps this will do: http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/623/1179778918954kp3.jpg

agoodgirl4Daddy -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:47:49 PM)
personally, i think my fat pussy is incredibly sexy...erotic...and i love to play with it!! [:)]

SadisticMan -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:48:17 PM)
I agree, don't worry about it, you're lucky to have one.

SadisticMan -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:50:45 PM)
hell yes !! that's the right attitude.

dcnovice -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:50:52 PM)
I have two pussies, and they're both rather puffy. Well, actually, they're blimps. I keep trying to put them on diets, but my resolve always crumbles in the face of those pitiful looks as they dolefully eye an empty bowl.

meticulousgirl -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:52:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice I have two pussies, and they're both rather puffy. Well, actually, they're blimps. I keep trying to put them on diets, but my resolve always crumbles in the face of those pitiful looks as they dolefully eye an empty bowl. laughing my puffy pussy off..... (yes i've got one too) ~meticulous~

slavetaboo -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 12:58:58 PM)
I confess I got a chuckle out of this thread. According to the 'pussy chart', I'm a 6. lol.

meticulousgirl -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 1:00:18 PM)
lol and welcome to collarme slavetaboo ~meticulous~

ToysAndTies -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 1:03:49 PM)
I went to a "I heart female orgasm" presentation at campus, and they had a book there that was just artistic photos of a multitude of different vaginas. The variety was staggering, many of which I had not yet encountered. Frankly, I think there should be some sort of sexual awareness baseball card, with each one having stats and things; they'd be educational and collectible, I'm sure DC or Marvel would help out

Poppygirl -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 1:12:42 PM)
ok now i need to shave and a mirror! LOL according to feel and i think i am a 6!

agoodgirl4Daddy -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 1:31:42 PM)
i'm a 6 too!! [:D]

DefiantFlower -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 1:47:00 PM)
Ha [:)] i'm a 6 too!

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