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DS4DUMMIES -> RE: Female Ejaculation/Squirters... only 4%? (2/27/2008 4:26:13 AM)
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Any woman can be a squirter.....simply slide one of those yellow, restaurant-type plastic mustard bottles with the tapered spout on it....and with the spout pointing outward.... ...nearly fully into her....full of whatever....then go down on her. If you're any good at all ...you should be able to get her to cum....and when she does.....make sure to stand aside....and voila!...contractions squeeze the bottle...AND...if the spout is narrow enough....she may shoot clear across the room. Might make a great U-Tube video.....and for kicks, do things like paint targets on the wall, or squirt passersby.
She can also be fun for you at backyard parties you throw.....you sit her up on a counter with the squeeze bottle inside her...legs widely parted, and the little spout sticking out a bit. Then set a small vibrator next to her on the able....and put a sign around her neck ...
"FOR MUSTARD, STROKE MY CLIT"
....hold your hot dog under there......(the processed meat one...not the other one...) and if you touch her right, you have a great party condiment dispenser! Get two slaves...one with ketchup, one mustard....mmmmmmm.
Talk about a "tail"gate party ......
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