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Why do men love leather? - 1/8/2008 2:00:42 PM   
ItalianSMistress


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Status: offline 		When a woman wears leather clothing
a mans heart beats faster
his throat gets dry
and he gets weak in the knees
he can not think, or even speak
Ever wonder why?

















She smells like a new truck!

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RE: Why do men love leather? - 1/8/2008 2:39:14 PM   
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RE: Why do men love leather? - 1/8/2008 2:41:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ItalianSMistress

When a woman wears leather clothing
a mans heart beats faster
his throat gets dry
and he gets weak in the knees
he can not think, or even speak
Ever wonder why?



No.

(That's kind of like asking why a man likes blowjobs or tits {on someone else}...there's really not an exceptional or explanatory answer to the question...but anyone asking it is deemed dubious for future conversations, for what...to men at least...seems rather obvious, regardless of the ability to explain).

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RE: Why do men love leather? - 1/8/2008 11:51:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Why do women need 500 pairs of shoes?



Who the fuck knows?

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RE: Why do men love leather? - 1/9/2008 1:33:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan

Why do women need 500 pairs of shoes?



Who the fuck knows?


Dude, everyone knows why women need 500 pairs of shoes.  They need several to match each outfit so they can change their mind and switch shoes in the middle of dinner, other function, or at home for us subbies to bathe with our eager tongues!   Besides, notice the key words...CHANGE THEIR MINDS?  Remember, we are dealing with women, so changing of the mind is inevitable.  LOL



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RE: Why do men love leather? - 1/9/2008 3:32:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan

Why do women need 500 pairs of shoes?
Who the fuck knows?
500 pair is just a tad much...
 
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RE: Why do men love leather? - 1/9/2008 3:52:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: rubberpet
CHANGE THEIR MINDS?  Remember, we are dealing with women, so changing of the mind is inevitable.  LOL


Maybe this will help explain:
http://marriageresourcecenter.org/videogallery/4/med/VideoWidget8.htm

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RE: Why do men love leather? - 1/9/2008 4:29:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VadFarkas

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet
CHANGE THEIR MINDS?  Remember, we are dealing with women, so changing of the mind is inevitable.  LOL


Maybe this will help explain:
http://marriageresourcecenter.org/videogallery/4/med/VideoWidget8.htm


Vad, you are a leader and pioneer in the evolution of man and an inspiration to men everywhere.  I'm going to put that info in a little box and store it for safe keeping.  Since I am done talking, I will now open the nothing box and bid you adieu!

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RE: Why do men love leather? - 1/9/2008 10:50:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		Wow, those ladies sound pretty envious of the nothing box.  Maybe if they put their stuff away they'd find the nothing box, under all that other stuff.
IMHO the easiest way to do encourage this is to not leave them any choice, prefferably via rope suspension and a good blindfold.  "Now you just hang there and practice thinking about nothing for a while."

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RE: Why do men love leather? - 1/9/2008 11:56:32 AM   
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They put shoes in it

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RE: Why do men love leather? - 1/10/2008 12:53:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		I notice that the 'new truck' is still sitting there, while his
heart beats faster
his throat gets dry
and he gets weak in the knees
he can not think, or even speak
often when a man has what he says he wants - he doesn't know what to do with it.

A woman, always has choices and this is why a woman changes her mind!

I shall now duck for cover!

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RE: Why do men love leather? - 1/10/2008 4:41:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

Women HAD a nothing box

They put shoes in it



Bwahahahahaha that is far better than anything I found on this morning's funny quest.

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