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EvilGenie -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/11/2008 1:29:24 PM)
Now back to our regularly scheduled dumbass questions and answers [:D]

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/11/2008 2:19:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee I really did not care about the "opinons" of the topic, it was the "you are being mean to me" and huffiness that annoyed me. Although if you all do find the topic interesting, I would reccomend Jared Diamond's Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed. 2005. Penguin Books. I had read his previous book, Guns, Germs, and Steel, and so the other half got me this one for Christmas, and I have really been enjoying it. The connections between the environment and political stability is very interesting. seriously? that's what annoyed u aylee?

Aylee -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/11/2008 2:32:58 PM)
Yes. In the grand scheme of things, most opinions that I dislike I shake off with an "Idiot!" and move on. With the Iraq/Vietnam thing, you have a certain set of responses that will happen. They do not surprise me. I am not annoyed about it. I retain my inner peace. Something that I do find annoying, however, is this stunning belief that all opinions are valid and equal added to the mistaken belief that one has some right to not be offended coupled with demanding that everyone fit into a particular definition of "nice." Once you have shown without a doubt that you are talking out of your rear, I am not going to take your opinions seriously anyway, so I am not going to let my blood pressure rise. But, when that happens, and someone calls you on it, and THEN you act like a petulent child, then I am going to make fun of you. I do not agree with the concept of "Thought Crime." However I am a big believer of being held responsible for your actions.

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/11/2008 2:54:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee Once you have shown without a doubt that you are talking out of your rear, I am not going to take your opinions seriously anyway, so I am not going to let my blood pressure rise. But, when that happens, and someone calls you on it, and THEN you act like a petulent child, then I am going to make fun of you. When put that way, not only do I see your point, I agree with it..

Aylee -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/11/2008 2:58:20 PM)
“Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.” Robert A. Heinlein

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/11/2008 6:06:28 PM)
Who says the pig doesn't secretly have dreams of singing, and you're just teaching it the wrong songs, maybe it wants to sing opera and you're trying to teach it to sing country. quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee “Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.” Robert A. Heinlein

Honsoku -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/11/2008 7:27:42 PM)
If you take a pig that sings westerns and get it stoned, do you get a country baked ham?

Aylee -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/11/2008 7:36:55 PM)
Grrrrrrrrrrroan!

Honsoku -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/11/2008 7:41:45 PM)
Grrrrrrrrrrroan, where? I haven't seen him in years!

Greylynn -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/11/2008 8:45:22 PM)
If a pit bull and a shih tzu mate, aren't the puppies called bullshits?

IilaStarfire -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/11/2008 10:47:00 PM)
No, they're called Shibulls.

EvilGenie -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/12/2008 9:47:35 AM)
They're called bullitz

Aylee -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/12/2008 1:48:46 PM)
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil? Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? Do television evangelists do more than lay people? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi? If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

rubberpet -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/12/2008 1:59:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get? A scooby snack! Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Yes, it's called chunky dunkin'! What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil? One hyped-up sleepwalker! Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? Not really...it just burns them up that they don't get that discount! What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? A free gift is something you can't return, but you can either put it in File 13 or pass it along to a relative you don't like so much! Do television evangelists do more than lay people? Yes...they will fuck them in more ways than one. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? The homeless...and really creative and mean dommes give it to their subbies! When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress? Neither...just a reject from the KKK. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? How the fuck do I know? I wasn't there, so the yolk's on all of us. Besides, for thinking of that question, you're just cracked! Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi? Maybe...I wasn't even born when Lincoln, Kennedy, and MLK were killed. So quit asking me where I was! If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? The fucker is just dyslexic. Now be nice.

Aylee -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/12/2008 2:02:43 PM)
Impresive rubberpet!

scifi1133 -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/12/2008 2:08:57 PM)
whats the number to 911?

rubberpet -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/12/2008 2:14:47 PM)
Thank you, Aylee. I was scrambling to answer it as fast as possible because I didn't want anyone to beat me to it. LOL Those were some really good questions. I have a few now... Can a root beer float? What color is an orange? Who's buried in Grant's tomb? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck upchucked wood? If you break a bone in hockey, where do you get ice to stop the swelling? How much money is in a snow bank? Is it cold, hard cash? If you put cash in the washing machine, is that considered money laundering?

rubberpet -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/12/2008 2:17:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 whats the number to 911? Shit!!! I knew I should have put it on speed dial! I know...I'll call the operator! Fuck!!! What's her number???!!!

Aylee -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/12/2008 2:24:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet Thank you, Aylee. I was scrambling to answer it as fast as possible because I didn't want anyone to beat me to it. LOL Those were some really good questions. I have a few now... Can a root beer float? What color is an orange? Who's buried in Grant's tomb? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck upchucked wood? If you break a bone in hockey, where do you get ice to stop the swelling? How much money is in a snow bank? Is it cold, hard cash? If you put cash in the washing machine, is that considered money laundering? 1. Only if it has been dead 3 days. 2. Tangerine 3. No one. Grant and his wife are entombed there. 4. Twice the amount he ate. That seems to be the correct amount for upchucking. 5. The Zomboni driver. (However you spell that.) 6. None, because it only has non-liqued assests. 7. Nope, it is considered stupidity for not rifling through everyones pockets before doing their laundry. Sheesh, aren't you even curious?

EvilGenie -> RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of game? (1/12/2008 2:30:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet Thank you, Aylee. I was scrambling to answer it as fast as possible because I didn't want anyone to beat me to it. LOL Those were some really good questions. I have a few now... Can a root beer float? Depends, in a bottle it sinks but in a can floats, so does shit so what's the point? What color is an orange? Sunkist Who's buried in Grant's tomb? Grant, though I heard they threw a slave in ahead of him as a depth test and left it in. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck upchucked wood? I don't know but stand the hell back or maybe see if a root beer float's in it. If you break a bone in hockey, where do you get ice to stop the swelling? The Zamboni shavings How much money is in a snow bank? Is it cold, hard cash? Nah, them little golden nuggets is only dog piss If you put cash in the washing machine, is that considered money laundering? Nope, it's money washing, a fine line and a possible alibi is in there somewhere.

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