rubberpet
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Joined: 4/6/2006 From: The Land of Voodoo Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Aylee The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get? A scooby snack! Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Yes, it's called chunky dunkin'! What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil? One hyped-up sleepwalker! Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? Not really...it just burns them up that they don't get that discount! What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? A free gift is something you can't return, but you can either put it in File 13 or pass it along to a relative you don't like so much! Do television evangelists do more than lay people? Yes...they will fuck them in more ways than one. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? The homeless...and really creative and mean dommes give it to their subbies! When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress? Neither...just a reject from the KKK. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? How the fuck do I know? I wasn't there, so the yolk's on all of us. Besides, for thinking of that question, you're just cracked! Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi? Maybe...I wasn't even born when Lincoln, Kennedy, and MLK were killed. So quit asking me where I was! If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? The fucker is just dyslexic. Now be nice.
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Collared and devoted property of Mistress Lorelei (vampchick88) as of 3/26/08. Rubberpet - The Resident Anti-Subby and mysterious shadowy figure known as Voodoo, proud hitman and wiseguy for the Subby Mafia.
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