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LadyPact -> Which part? (1/14/2008 10:24:41 AM)
Which part is so confusing in My profile? I have a disclaimer in the beginning. It states that if the word, "relocation" is a part of the email, I'm not interested. What's so difficult about that?

LadyHathor -> RE: Which part? (1/14/2008 10:33:12 AM)
*That assumes Dear Lady that boys are actually reading Your profile--its a new moon, wankers abound!*

LadyPact -> RE: Which part? (1/14/2008 10:46:24 AM)
LOL and ty.

Jeffff -> RE: Which part? (1/14/2008 10:55:08 AM)
Your profile has WORDS?..........do many profiles have words? PictureDom

LadyPact -> RE: Which part? (1/14/2008 11:01:30 AM)
I have more words than the dozen or so pics. LOL.

pixelslave -> RE: Which part? (1/14/2008 11:14:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Which part is so confusing in My profile? I have a disclaimer in the beginning. It states that if the word, "relocation" is a part of the email, I'm not interested. What's so difficult about that? What? You were expecting a sub that could read, type with one hand, all while wanking with the other hand too? Tsk, tsk! [;)] Some of you ladies really expect a LOT of us mere mortal subbies who can't decide which head to use at any particular time and have trouble multitasking between the two of them! [:D] - pixel

AtlantaMistress -> RE: Which part? (1/14/2008 11:17:40 AM)
It's too bad we can do electric play online, and send back a ZAP response! I put a lot of thought into my profile, to try to wean out the subs whose feelings get hurt and start threads about why all the Dommes are so bitchy. [sm=crop.gif] I am very specific, who I am, what I do, what I am and am NOT interested in, but that doesn't stop the emails from those who just see my picture and...well, I know I'm gorgeous...that's it, they just are hypnotized by my eyes and can no longer think with the head above their neck...LMAO That's it Lady Pact, they just can't read when they are blinded by our beauty! [sm=shake.gif]

ElanSubdued -> RE: Which part? (1/14/2008 2:01:37 PM)
LadyPact, quote: Which part is so confusing in My profile? I have a disclaimer in the beginning. It states that if the word, "relocation" is a part of the email, I'm not interested. What's so difficult about that? Clearly You're intent on embarrassing Yourself. In the interests of helping You save face, i reference The Mistress Manual, page 42. For convenience, should Your copy not be handy: "When a sub's energies are elsewhere engaged, blood supply to the remainder of the body is restricted. This often leads to visual lapses and lapses in reading comprehension." What? You've never read The Mistress Manual - the single book every certified, card-carrying Domina always has within Her grasp? Oh Lord. Say it isn't so. And please, please don't tell me You don't know where Your card is. head downwards, eyes looking humbly towards the floor, elan. *(Capitalization of nouns and pronouns adjusted for further, auspicious inanity. :-)

ElanSubdued -> RE: Which part? (1/14/2008 2:26:50 PM)
Lady Hathor, quote: That assumes Dear Lady that boys are actually reading Your profile -- its a new moon, wankers abound! Come on now. Why does She have to use such big words anyway? Con-fus-ing? Dis-claim-er? Re-lo-ca-tion? Huh? Busy, submissive folk often skip prefixes. Confusing. Gee. When You take out the "con" part (I mean, really, who needs negative, karmic energy), that's like fusing. Fusing. Hmmm. "To mix constituent elements together by or as if by melting; blend; to unite or blend into a whole, as if by melting together - ex: the author skillfully fuses these fragments into a cohesive whole." It's obvious LadyPact is telling us... that Dommes and subs should be together. Of course we're going to reply when She asks us so nicely like this. And You say subs can't read. Geesh! ponders, only momentarily, vis-a-vis acquiring more blood supply elan.

ElanSubdued -> RE: Which part? (1/14/2008 2:36:53 PM)
pixelslave, quote: What? You were expecting a sub that could read, type with one hand, all while wanking with the other hand too? Tsk, tsk! [;)] Shush pix. you're blowing our cover. [:'(] elan.

AFlyInYourWeb -> RE: Which part? (1/14/2008 3:20:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Which part is so confusing in My profile? I have a disclaimer in the beginning. It states that if the word, "relocation" is a part of the email, I'm not interested. What's so difficult about that? Now I know what happened to my e-mail to you. I guess the long, detailed "do me" list didn't help either... [sm=banghead.gif]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Which part? (1/14/2008 3:49:10 PM)
You are so funny, LP! My pal DesertRat says we should be posting pics of our decollete with a few useful words written on them in Sharpie, and MAYBE they would be read then. Maybe!

LadyPact -> RE: Which part? (1/16/2008 6:24:00 AM)
Now THAT might actually be an idea! Either way, thanks for the grins and chuckles.

leatherzack -> RE: Which part? (1/16/2008 6:34:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus MAYBE they would be read then. But even if it is read, will it be understood ? I am sure that some read, some even understand ... and some feel they are not concerned !!!

MistressMitsukai -> RE: Which part? (1/17/2008 2:41:25 AM)
Here's what you do. Type out your profile, screenshot the document, and post it as a picture. When they make their first and possible only stop at your gallery, they'll be forced to see your profile. If that doesn't trick them into reading, I don't know what will.

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