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YesMistressIrish -> Guys vs (real) Men (1/14/2008 11:54:41 AM)

dreamysubmale posted this and You may have already seen a bunch of things like it on the web. It rocks, and is funny just the same.

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Guys vs (real) Men
Men know what they want to be doing five years down the road 
Guys are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight

Men wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces
Guys wear high school T-shirts they've actually owned since high school

Men balance their checkbooks
Guys balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy twice in a row

Men claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner
Guys claim to be feminists so they can let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner

Men are afraid of becoming their fathers
Guys are afraid of becoming men

Men put you on the phone when their mothers call
Guys pretend you're not there when their moms call

Men start their own businesses
Guys quit their jobs

Men are experts on women's erogenous zones
Guys are experts on their own erogenous zones
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DSM also typed this in at the end of his post:
And my own definition of a real man is, someone devoted to his wife/mate and family faithfully and fully, a real man embraces the challenge to be a good husband and father. A real man is unafraid of his sexuality, strong (in character) but full of gentleness, self controlling. Someone who’s unashamed to ask questions or seek help if he needs it and puts other peoples needs before his own.




Termyn8or -> RE: Guys vs (real) Men (1/14/2008 3:37:06 PM)

And alot more.

T




tigerstyle -> RE: Guys vs (real) Men (1/14/2008 7:53:03 PM)

Guy here. *raises hand*




YesMistressIrish -> RE: Guys vs (real) Men (1/15/2008 8:46:05 AM)

Termyn8or, share, share away....

and tigerstyle: thanks for the laugh...




darchChylde -> RE: Guys vs (real) Men (1/15/2008 11:05:22 AM)

Men do the right thing.
Guys know the right thing to say.

Guys work hard to get out of work.
Men work hard.

Guys are happy to tell you how something's done.
Men teach by doing.

Guys say "I love you." quickly.
Men show they love you before saying the words.




YesMistressIrish -> RE: Guys vs (real) Men (1/20/2008 9:38:22 AM)

Isn't that the truth?

Hope you've had a great weekend!

Irish




JulieorSarah -> RE: Guys vs (real) Men (1/20/2008 10:46:37 PM)

to darChlyde, you and your Mistress are fortunate people, i'm envious ...




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