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RE: Secret Society - 1/15/2008 5:03:56 PM

SirJohnMandevill

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

No... sense... of... humor... HARD LIMIT!!!

Cali
(patiently waiting for someone to ask when Feb 30 rolls around)

Everybody knows it is the the first Sunday after the first fool moon after the vernal equinox every year... or wait.. ? no..I think that's Easter.. Ok.. when is Feb 30 if it's not you know what i just said..

Hah! We've fooled all the subs into believing that we meet on Earth! See you at the next meeting at Lagrange Point L5 on Feb. 30.

(Oops...submissives, please disregard the above information. That is an order direct from your Dominants.)

Les (Member, Loyal Order of Vulvic Violationaries)

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RE: Secret Society - 1/15/2008 5:25:42 PM

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Les (Member, Loyal Order of Vulvic Violationaries)

"Vulvic Violationaries"?? You're gonna start violating my.. uhh.. yeah. When did we start talking about wet girlie bits???

Cali
(needs to find the waterproofing spray for her cloak... thinking it's gonna get real wet)

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RE: Secret Society - 1/15/2008 7:03:40 PM

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Les (Member, Loyal Order of Vulvic Violationaries)

"Vulvic Violationaries"?? You're gonna start violating my.. uhh.. yeah. When did we start talking about wet girlie bits???

Cali
(needs to find the waterproofing spray for her cloak... thinking it's gonna get real wet)

Thought that said Vulcan and imagined Klingon Doms... KlingDoms.... *giggles..

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RE: Secret Society - 1/15/2008 7:42:22 PM

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I would love to dialogue. I am a submissive, who has always been "in the closet." I am 70 yrs old, and I am still making thrilling discoveries about my sexuality. Hope to have interesting chat from you, and anybody else who is moved to reply. thanks

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RE: Secret Society - 1/15/2008 8:59:05 PM

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Jimstar, we'll see you at the next Secret Society Meeting.

Cali
(Welcome Wagon Committee)

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RE: Secret Society - 1/15/2008 9:20:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

if we told you , we'd have to kill you.....and that , I am SURE, is a TOS violation

Jeff

lol Jeff! I was going to say the same thing. shhhhhh it's a secret, just like the secret hand shake

edited to add: I wanna be on the Welcome Wagon with Cali please!
girl

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RE: Secret Society - 1/15/2008 11:16:12 PM

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With all due respects to all of the Master/Owners on this board and within reading distance, please, please, please, pretty please with lots and lots of juicy juice on top ... please tell me where Your secret society is? Where do all of You Master/Owners hang out and scrub up on Your criteria and protocols and decide who has an ounce of worth for servitude and who just has to spend the rest of their life existing? Please, I won't tell anyone, I promise!!! I promise. Please, just give me the hint(s) of where this underground secret society is, where you hold those auctions, where you discard and trade off, sell and reuse the females who are born into and need to be in servitude in order to live, in order to be given a life, that life of complete, 100% servitude. On my knees, I swear, I beg, please someone take mercy on this lifeless soul....... Please!

First you have to learn the secret password. Nobody gets in until they learn the secret password:

owah ana siam.

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RE: Secret Society - 1/15/2008 11:39:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: topcat

We have no meeting place, no academy-
nor do we need one...
we meet in bars, on golfcourses, in shipyards and diners. We are postmen, copywriters, mechanics, dentists, musicians, businessmen, butcher,baker,tailorman,thief. We are everywhere, and we are legion.

and we have our eye on you...

That's hot topcat.

I want to wear a cloak though, can I puleassssssse? A purple one?

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RE: Secret Society - 1/15/2008 11:41:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Sexy, I am hurt. Crushed. I thought from my... style... that it would be obvious that I am a redhead. Sigh.

And yes, you may wear the cobalt blue. It will match my eyes. Follow me, I know where the secret room is. The one that the guys at the secret meeting haven't found yet.

Cali
(who thinks Sexyred is fibbing about being straight...)

shhh don't tell the guys but all the women will be naked under their cloaks in the secret room at the secret meeting in the secret place in outer space..........(holy cow....this forum is making me less sane I'm sure of it).

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RE: Secret Society - 1/16/2008 3:01:04 AM

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On my knees, I swear, I beg, please someone take mercy on this lifeless soul....... Please!

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ORIGINAL: sHHedonist

On my knees, I swear, I beg, please someone take mercy on this lifeless soul....... Please!

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Hello sHHedonist. No. I wont tell you these places exist. There are no serious private clubs in Europe, Asia and in the Americas. We all learn here (CM) and in BDSM clubs where we play safely and everything is consensual. I forgot there are some BDSM conventions where you see cool clothes and equipment. Some of us meet at doughnut shops while our subs go shopping. We talk about training subs to make a decent cup of coffee and how to get them to stop dom bashing online, you know, technical stuff. RL.

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No... sense... of... humor... HARD LIMIT!!!

Cali

Cali Cali Cali... that wasn't a lack of a sense of humor! That was simply a valid attempt to convince the OP that there was an otherwise logical explanation for things being the way they were other than those secret societies he's um.. going on about. Cause we KNOW they're not real (wink wink).

The truth be told, the person who gave such a succinct explanation simply didn't want to have to admit that he didn't have his cloak yet. I mean, while I'm no dominant, I'd heard that they earn those cloaks as they corrupt others (kinda like "charlie" earning his wings in It's a Wonderful Life).

Uhhh... by actually mentioning It's a Wonderful Life by name and thereby providing more places for the OP to search for clues, does this mean I'm to be.... punished?

juliet

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RE: Secret Society - 1/16/2008 6:40:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: julietsierra
I'd heard that they earn those cloaks as they corrupt others (kinda like "charlie" earning his wings in It's a Wonderful Life).

Uhhh... by actually mentioning It's a Wonderful Life by name and thereby providing more places for the OP to search for clues, does this mean I'm to be.... punished?

juliet

Get Me....I'm givin' out wings!

Nick

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RE: Secret Society - 1/16/2008 7:20:26 AM

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For those who do not know of me

An Acolyte brought it to my attention that there may be those among you who are unaware of who and what I am. I am a Dominant of the 12th Order, a house so ancient, its origins are shrouded in the history of time, although our accomplishments are not, as we are the most respected house in all of Europe. We trained the Spanish inquisitors, we were the Roman slave traders, and it was we who introduced the Greeks to their love of boys, and yet we are far older and consider as children the “old guard” of America who’s lineage fades in less than a century. I myself began my training while in the womb and have continued that education unending until the present day although there are few Elders left with enough knowledge to add to my own.

In the coming year I myself shall join those hallowed ranks of Elders and thus the cycle continues. I realize to many of you, men such as myself are the stuff of myths and legends, but I am real flesh and blood.

For those who have never had the honor of being graced with my presence and yet wish to offer the proper greetings, I thought I would outline the required etiquette. While this varies from house to house, it is the 12th Order that other houses seek to emulate so this etiquette will serve you well.

When conducting introductions, one always presents the inferior party to the superior party. Just as one would never introduce the Queen to anyone else, one would never introduce a superior Dominant to an inferior, it is the inferior Dominant who is introduced to the superior ranking Dominant. When Dominants of equal rank are introduced, the one from the inferior house that is introduced to the Dominant from the superior house.

When a Dominant or a Domme is presented to someone from a superior house, such as mine, it is proper to cross your arms across your chest and to glance downward until recognized. This signifies that I am free to do as I wish but that you defer actions to me. The downward glance signifies that you acknowledge your house is inferior to mine.

When a submissive is introduced, the correct greeting varies according to the sex of the submissive. Females should arch their backs so as to present their breasts proudly but both lower their gaze and clasp their hands behind their backs. Males should simply turn their wrists so that the inside of the palms of the hands face inwards and press the wrists together as if bound.

I look forward to meeting some of you and while I will not admonish you publicly for failing to adhere to the above, expect me to take you aside and correct you.

(and yes, this is sarcasm…)

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RE: Secret Society - 1/16/2008 9:23:32 AM

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Sarcasm? Hmmm. He sure had ME going.

Cali

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RE: Secret Society - 1/16/2008 9:32:37 AM

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Hey jeff do those wings have bar b q sauce on them. Lays down and has cali walk over me so I can see up her robe. Will post the pics later. You must attend the feb 30th meeting to see them.

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RE: Secret Society - 1/16/2008 9:50:30 AM

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Fine. You Doms go off to your "He Man Sub Haters Club."

We'll have our own "society" dealio...with margaritas, shoe catalogs, chocolate and toys...

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RE: Secret Society - 1/16/2008 10:01:38 AM

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would it be ok to wear a clear cloak?
since the redheads seem to be required...

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RE: Secret Society - 1/16/2008 10:06:15 AM

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Hey jeff do those wings have bar b q sauce on them. Lays down and has cali walk over me so I can see up her robe. Will post the pics later. You must attend the feb 30th meeting to see them.

I was wondering why Ray kept asking me to stand on the glass coffee table.... and then sit on it....

Cali

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RE: Secret Society - 1/16/2008 10:26:55 AM

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In Hawaii, are the TSMOD wearing black socks and sandals instead of black cloaks?

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ORIGINAL: IXian

Actually, the True Secret Masters Of Dominance have their clubhouse in Hawaii and usually walk around in how should I put it.. Non color coordinated t-shirts and shorts.
Why? Because wearing black cloaks is an dead giveaway that there is an secret society meeting. And two, because the TSMOD are so dominating that they don't need to look nice to secrety dominate their sorroundings. ^_^

... Ops..have to run now.. My surveilance post has been discovered ^_^

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RE: Secret Society - 1/16/2008 10:47:02 AM

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In Hawaii, are the TSMOD wearing black socks and sandals instead of black cloaks?

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ORIGINAL: IXian

Actually, the True Secret Masters Of Dominance have their clubhouse in Hawaii and usually walk around in how should I put it.. Non color coordinated t-shirts and shorts.
Why? Because wearing black cloaks is an dead giveaway that there is an secret society meeting. And two, because the TSMOD are so dominating that they don't need to look nice to secrety dominate their sorroundings. ^_^

... Ops..have to run now.. My surveilance post has been discovered ^_^

lol..... sexy I would even submit then

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RE: Secret Society - 1/16/2008 11:04:50 AM

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Anyone have a bottle of Windex.

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