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4. "Ya want fries with that?" "Want me to drink it for You too?" are not appropriate remarks when Master/Mistres gives you an elaborate drink order.

5. Flipping your Master/Mistress off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have a way of knowing these things.

6. Putting lube, goop, superglue, ink or any other substance that will sully the ________ of Master/Mistress on their toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.

7. Kicking the toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master/Mistress will only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffes and make you crawl for it....repeatedly.

8. "Bite me." is NEVER an intelligent response to a command.

9. Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" during Master's/Mistress's lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.

10. Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing, Grand Imperial Weenie" is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.

11. Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master/Mistress practices Their Japanese rope work on you will try Their patience....quickly.


13. There is no such thing as slave immunity, free slave day, or the PMS defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom/Domme judge will override the verdict. Count on it!

14. Pretending Master's/Mistress's collection of buttplugs are toys and singing the "Weebles Wobble but the won't fall down" song is not a good idea.

15. Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master/Mistress lights during wax play will get you punished.

16. Checking Master's/Mistress's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same....or worse!

17. "i know You are but what am i?" is not the appropriate response when called a "raunchy little whore" during humiliation play.

19. "Missed me missed me now ya gotta kiss me!" is an unacceptable remark when Master's/Mistress's flogger slips.

20. When Master/Mistress pulls out Their bullwhip and says They want to play, that doesn't mean hide-&-seek...They WILL find you eventually.

21. Calling Merry Maids whe you are ordered to spruce up the place is not what your Master/Mistress had in mind.


23. "Oh and You think i am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing your Master/Mistress say They're are not pleased.

24. During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes Master/Mistress" when ordered to fetch something.

25. Adding "Sir/Ma'am" or "Master/Mistress" to "Fuck that!" will not save you.

26. Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better" under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.

27. Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack your Master/Mistress up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay....BIG!

and last but not least....

29. Asking "Is that as HARD as you can hit " is considered a cry for help among submissive suicide prevention workers!

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25. Adding "Sir/Ma'am" or "Master/Mistress" to "Fuck that!" will not save you.