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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

Thanks for your opinion.........NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!

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ORIGINAL: subtee

One of my latest experiences too. Enjoy!!!!!!

Today I woke up and slapped on the lights and radio. My nipples were achingly hard but I was pouty because it was Monday and cold. Lifted weights, working up a gently sheen all over my body and then I went to the kitchen and got out pineapple and power bars for the UMs. Oh yes, and the grape juice and the vitamins. I felt languid as we read the paper and chatted and then all three of us went our separate ways to get ready for school/work. I got to work and found my email still wasn’t working. Oh the passion and anger that built inside me. I unleashed some mofo whoop ass on the computer dork who flirts but doesn’t fix. But then he did. Fix it. Five hundred-thirty seven emails later my round, innocent ass was sooooo sore. Rubbing it softly, I then slipped into my coat, wrapped and buttoned it around my ample breasts and ran to the bank to get out for a while. Feeling petulant I noticed it was still cold and snowing again. Sigh. I mostly edited in the afternoon, my legs crossing and uncrossing under my desk, my fingers flying over the keyboard—almost as if my body had a will of its own. Gud lard sum fokes cain’t wryte. Ah well, job security, is what I thought, sort of chuckling gently to myself. I picked up the UMs after work and we headed to Sam’s. We filled that cart, higher, higher and harder until I thought it might burst with everything inside it! We spent almost $500 and I raked my fingers through my long, brown hair as I handed over my debit card. Trembling with the cold, we finally got everything loaded and then unloaded and I warmed my body back at home. I changed into “something more comfortable,” slipping off the workday heels and then stripping the clothes from my body, simultaneously removing the cares of the day. I curled my legs up under myself and took up the crossword puzzle. With a contented sigh I settled into the words and the clues, biting my full, damp lips and then putting pen to paper when I knew I had the correct answer. As anyone can imagine, by this time my mind and entire body were weary from all the activities I had engaged in. Rubbing my small hands first up and down my arms and then over my tired thighs; I stretched like a feline and, having beaten the crossword, glided to bed.
 
I wonder what tomorrow’s errands will be?

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So you obviously missed the thread that was entitled EROTIC CANNING? 

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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

Yes but, you arent one of the smartasses I'm referring to hun. I've found you to be very pleasurable to talk to, errrr ummm, whatever it is you call this. LOL "post" to I guess.

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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

LMAO-now it's REALLY getting funny!!! Sailingbum, I'm most definitely NOT "whining" pal, and I get "laid" way more than once in a while, ok? My One lives with me, so it is in fact a regular thing. *Rolls eyes
I just thought maybe there were others like me who liked to read about that sort of thing. But if I was wrong, so be it. But some of you guys are really beginning to be amusing to me. Maybe laurell was right, maybe I shouldn't take it personally, because in reality, it's actually very funny!!!! Thanks for the laughs everyone!!!

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ORIGINAL: MistressOfGa

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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

LMAO-now it's REALLY getting funny!!! Sailingbum, I'm most definitely NOT "whining" pal, and I get "laid" way more than once in a while, ok? My One lives with me, so it is in fact a regular thing. *Rolls eyes
I just thought maybe there were others like me who liked to read about that sort of thing. But if I was wrong, so be it. But some of you guys are really beginning to be amusing to me. Maybe laurell was right, maybe I shouldn't take it personally, because in reality, it's actually very funny!!!! Thanks for the laughs everyone!!!

Wow..you are really starting to sound......familiar...Hmmm...

And Sailing Bum..I am liking you more with each thread you post on

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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So you obviously missed the thread that was entitled EROTIC CANNING? 

Oh dear God, there actually is a thread called Erotic Canning!

I thought you were joking at first.

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ORIGINAL: ELUSIVE1

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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

I don't know if this is how people normally treat other people on this site, but it's ridiculous. I posted this thread THINKING that someone here may want to read it. I guess I was just flat out mistaken. I wasn't sure what section to post it in, & as much as said so, as I'm NEW here. But someone even had a smartass comment about THAT!!! To all of those who think they're being funny, or have posted smartass & rude comments to this post, GROW UP!!!!!!!!! You're only being childish & out-right RUDE. After about a week on this site, I see that it may not be a place worth coming to. To those few who have been adult about things on the site, & have been friendly, thank you all for being so welcoming to me when I joined.

Sorry--I Just have to call bullshit when I see it--you posted this here because you didnt get the views and comments you wanted on your alt blog...there is a time and a place for everything ya know...

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Is this like sending someone a fax, and then calling them and saying "I sent you a fax"?

Cali

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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

For a while there I thought I should dig a hole & crawl in!!!

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ORIGINAL: MistressOfGa

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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

Yes but, you arent one of the smartasses I'm referring to hun. I've found you to be very pleasurable to talk to, errrr ummm, whatever it is you call this. LOL "post" to I guess.

<Looks shocked and then laughs> Have you not read ANY of laurell's posts??? lol <ducks>

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ORIGINAL: SailingBum

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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

Damn You!!!!! Forget the damn tree already & pay attention to me!!!! I am over here licking this chair in an extremely seductive manner, & here I see You haven't even noticed!!!!!!! Jesus-how COULD You??????

chair licking doesn't do anything for me.. i know i know it sounds crazy

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I didn't read it. First sentence, maybe.....It didn't look like a question just looked like someone seeking to recreate their own rendition of the Penthouse forums.

....I went back to peruse it to make sure I was accurate before posting this....Also checked out her profile.

Please feel free to throw me into the jerk off pile....I wasn't inspired in the least. This shit is best kept in you own personal journal.