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Lierin -> good/bad reasons for nipple rings (8/30/2005 9:24:28 PM)
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The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea:
#10. You gain a new and much higher threshold for pain.
#9. You have more than just your purse to keep from losing your car keys.
#8. With a little body english and a short copper wire, you can pick up
pay-per-view if the weather is right.
#7. You can now jump car batteries without cables.
#6. With only a spinning table and spot light you can earn extra cash
renting yourself out to Club parties.
#5. Those nasty stretch marks are no longer the center of attention for
your husband or boyfriend.
#4. You always have a ready replacement if you lose your wedding ring.
#3. Every elf in the universe is now your loyal friend for life.
#2. Hanging ten is childs play. Hanging by two?? Now thats impressive!
#1. Hard vibrators can be "way more" than a girl's best friend.
The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea:
#10. Perpetual delays at airport security scanners.
#9. Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers.
#8. A friend asks to see your ring and in a blonde moment you almost do it.
#7. For some reason, combs will seem like threats.
#6. Mud wrestling as an occupation is no longer an option.
#5. Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things.
#4. You'll now have to deal with Velcro nightmares.
#3. The aging process has taken on a whole new meaning.
#2. Skinny dipping is a real challenge because of your artificial lures.
#1. Lightning... it's not just something that happens to other people
anymore.
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