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lusciouslips19 -> SAM I AM (1/24/2008 4:09:47 AM)
So About a year ago someone suggested that I maybe a SAM. I'm really not, at least not during sceneing. But my sense of humor got me going on the line,"SAM I AM" from Dr Suess"s Green Eggs and Ham. I wrote this Would you tie me to a chair? Would you, could you? Do you dare? Would you tie me to a tree ? Would you, could you, if you please? Would you tie me near or far? Would you tie me to your car? Sam I am? So create your own Dr Suess Rhyme. feel free to be way more creative than me!

servantheart -> RE: SAM I AM (1/24/2008 5:40:11 AM)
It's way too early in the morning and I haven't had nearly enough caffiene to attempt something as complex as creating a rhyme, but this is cute! [sm=smile.gif]

RoughFN -> RE: SAM I AM (1/24/2008 9:01:55 AM)
the possibilities are really endless. Would you, could you, with a rope? Would you, could you, break all hope? Would you do it with a cane? Would you do it and cause pain? Would you pull me by the hair? Would you, could you, without care? Would you make me turn some tricks? Would you, could you, take some pics? I'm thinking that we'll need to negate the dom's replies, though. I'm not about to say "I would not could not with a cane". I'm thinking "I would sure, could sure cause some pain" and so on since the cadence still flows properly. But I'm unfamiliar with the original term. What's a SAM?

laurell3 -> RE: SAM I AM (1/24/2008 9:36:47 AM)
Smart ass masochist.

sweetwenchie -> RE: SAM I AM (1/24/2008 10:31:36 AM)
LOL i love this luscious! [:D] i should print it out and put it on my refrigerator

Sub03 -> RE: SAM I AM (1/24/2008 10:57:35 AM)
My Master just deemed me a SAM hehe

lusciouslips19 -> RE: SAM I AM (1/24/2008 1:03:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie LOL i love this luscious! [:D] i should print it out and put it on my refrigerator Thanks! hey, go get Asher, i need his prose!

sweetwenchie -> RE: SAM I AM (1/24/2008 1:11:17 PM)
is THAT what you call it??? [;)]

JulieorSarah -> RE: SAM I AM (1/24/2008 2:34:20 PM)
Oh dear, i've been told there are no stupid questions just stupid answers ... so here goes a question, remembering i'm a newbie ... What is a 'SAM' please?

Saratov -> RE: SAM I AM (1/24/2008 3:19:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah Oh dear, i've been told there are no stupid questions just stupid answers ... so here goes a question, remembering i'm a newbie ... What is a 'SAM' please? Smart Ass Masochist

JulieorSarah -> RE: SAM I AM (1/24/2008 10:03:29 PM)
Saratov, thank you.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: SAM I AM (1/26/2008 2:53:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 So About a year ago someone suggested that I maybe a SAM. I'm really not, at least not during sceneing. But my sense of humor got me going on the line,"SAM I AM" from Dr Suess"s Green Eggs and Ham. I wrote this Would you tie me to a chair? Would you, could you? Do you dare? Would you tie me to a tree ? Would you, could you, if you please? Would you tie me near or far? Would you tie me to your car? Sam I am? So create your own Dr Suess Rhyme. feel free to be way more creative than me! I might just tie you to a chair, I might, I could, yes I do dare I might just tie you to a tree, I would, I could, when I please I would not tie you very far, I would not tie you to my car (you might scratch the paint :P)

lusciouslips19 -> RE: SAM I AM (1/26/2008 2:59:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 So About a year ago someone suggested that I maybe a SAM. I'm really not, at least not during sceneing. But my sense of humor got me going on the line,"SAM I AM" from Dr Suess"s Green Eggs and Ham. I wrote this Would you tie me to a chair? Would you, could you? Do you dare? Would you tie me to a tree ? Would you, could you, if you please? Would you tie me near or far? Would you tie me to your car? Sam I am? So create your own Dr Suess Rhyme. feel free to be way more creative than me! I might just tie you to a chair, I might, I could, yes I do dare I might just tie you to a tree, I would, I could, when I please I would not tie you very far, I would not tie you to my car (you might scratch the paint :P) Would you tie me with a rope Would you could you, give me hope Would you tie me, do you dare? Would you tie me with your hair, SAM I am?

Twice -> RE: SAM I AM (1/26/2008 3:00:19 AM)
Hop on Cock!

Asherdelampyr -> RE: SAM I AM (1/26/2008 3:01:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 So About a year ago someone suggested that I maybe a SAM. I'm really not, at least not during sceneing. But my sense of humor got me going on the line,"SAM I AM" from Dr Suess"s Green Eggs and Ham. I wrote this Would you tie me to a chair? Would you, could you? Do you dare? Would you tie me to a tree ? Would you, could you, if you please? Would you tie me near or far? Would you tie me to your car? Sam I am? So create your own Dr Suess Rhyme. feel free to be way more creative than me! I might just tie you to a chair, I might, I could, yes I do dare I might just tie you to a tree, I would, I could, when I please I would not tie you very far, I would not tie you to my car (you might scratch the paint :P) Would you tie me with a rope Would you could you, give me hope Would you tie me, do you dare? Would you tie me with your hair, SAM I am? I would tie you with a rope I may or may not give you hope I would tie you, I always dare I would tie you with your hair

lusciouslips19 -> RE: SAM I AM (1/26/2008 3:01:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twice Hop on Cock! LMAO

lusciouslips19 -> RE: SAM I AM (1/26/2008 3:05:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 So About a year ago someone suggested that I maybe a SAM. I'm really not, at least not during sceneing. But my sense of humor got me going on the line,"SAM I AM" from Dr Suess"s Green Eggs and Ham. I wrote this Would you tie me to a chair? Would you, could you? Do you dare? Would you tie me to a tree ? Would you, could you, if you please? Would you tie me near or far? Would you tie me to your car? Sam I am? So create your own Dr Suess Rhyme. feel free to be way more creative than me! I might just tie you to a chair, I might, I could, yes I do dare I might just tie you to a tree, I would, I could, when I please I would not tie you very far, I would not tie you to my car (you might scratch the paint :P) Would you tie me with a rope Would you could you, give me hope Would you tie me, do you dare? Would you tie me with your hair, SAM I am? I would tie you with a rope I may or may not give you hope I would tie you, I always dare I would tie you with your hair Would you spank me with a paddle, Would you make my brains go rattle, Would you tell me I'm a whore Would you make me beg for more?

Asherdelampyr -> RE: SAM I AM (1/26/2008 3:06:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 So About a year ago someone suggested that I maybe a SAM. I'm really not, at least not during sceneing. But my sense of humor got me going on the line,"SAM I AM" from Dr Suess"s Green Eggs and Ham. I wrote this Would you tie me to a chair? Would you, could you? Do you dare? Would you tie me to a tree ? Would you, could you, if you please? Would you tie me near or far? Would you tie me to your car? Sam I am? So create your own Dr Suess Rhyme. feel free to be way more creative than me! I might just tie you to a chair, I might, I could, yes I do dare I might just tie you to a tree, I would, I could, when I please I would not tie you very far, I would not tie you to my car (you might scratch the paint :P) Would you tie me with a rope Would you could you, give me hope Would you tie me, do you dare? Would you tie me with your hair, SAM I am? I would tie you with a rope I may or may not give you hope I would tie you, I always dare I would tie you with your hair Would you spank me with a paddle, Would you make my brains go rattle, Would you tell me I'm a whore Would you make me beg for more? I would spank you with a paddle Just maybe your brains would rattle I would not tell you your a whore You would always beg for more

lusciouslips19 -> RE: SAM I AM (1/26/2008 3:16:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 So About a year ago someone suggested that I maybe a SAM. I'm really not, at least not during sceneing. But my sense of humor got me going on the line,"SAM I AM" from Dr Suess"s Green Eggs and Ham. I wrote this Would you tie me to a chair? Would you, could you? Do you dare? Would you tie me to a tree ? Would you, could you, if you please? Would you tie me near or far? Would you tie me to your car? Sam I am? So create your own Dr Suess Rhyme. feel free to be way more creative than me! I might just tie you to a chair, I might, I could, yes I do dare I might just tie you to a tree, I would, I could, when I please I would not tie you very far, I would not tie you to my car (you might scratch the paint :P) Would you tie me with a rope Would you could you, give me hope Would you tie me, do you dare? Would you tie me with your hair, SAM I am? I would tie you with a rope I may or may not give you hope I would tie you, I always dare I would tie you with your hair Would you spank me with a paddle, Would you make my brains go rattle, Would you tell me I'm a whore Would you make me beg for more? I would spank you with a paddle Just maybe your brains would rattle I would not tell you your a whore You would always beg for more You would make me beg for more, Would you make me on all fours, Would you gag me with a ball Would you could you in a hall? Would you have me on my knees would you, could you, make me please? Would you fuck me down my throat Would you, could you, float my boat SAM I AM?

PrizedPosession -> RE: SAM I AM (1/26/2008 3:18:14 AM)
LMAO... my pathetic attempt: would you could you with a flogger would you could you hit me harder? could you make my bare ass red and with a chain lead me ahead?

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