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You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/26/2008 7:01:41 PM

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You know you're a nurse when..

1) The front of your scrubs reads "Nurses... here to save your ass, not kiss it!"
2) You occasionally park in the space with the "physicians only" sign... and knock it over.
3) You believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4) You recognize that you can't cure stupid.
5) You own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications on them.
6) You believe there's a special place in hell for the inventor of the call light.
7) You believe that saying "it can't get any worse" causes it to get worse just to show you it can.
8) You wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom.
9) You believe that any job where you can drive to work in your pajamas is a cool one.
10) You consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil.
11) Eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly natural.
12) You've been exposed to so many x-rays that you consider it a form of birth control.
13) You've ever heard a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring, and twelve earrings say "I'm afraid of shots."
14) You've ever placed a bet on someone's blood alcohol level.
15) You've told a confused patient that your name is that of a coworker and to call if they need help.
16) Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.
17) You have seen more penises than any prostitute could dream of.
18) You believe that not all patients are annoying... some are unconscious.
19) Your family and friends refuse to watch medical sitcoms with you because you spend the whole time correcting everyone and pointing out upside down x-rays.
20) You don't get excited about blood, unless it's your own.
21) You've sworn to have "do not resuscitate" tattooed on your chest. Soon.
22) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal is perfectly normal to you.
23) Your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat.
24) Your idea of a good time is a cardiac arrest at shift change.
25) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.
26) You believe that "shallow gene pool" should be a recognized diagnosis.
27) You believe that the government should require permits to reproduce.
28) You believe that unspeakable evils will befall anyone who utters the phrase "Wow, it's really quiet, isn't it?
29) You have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there."
30) You've had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh uncontrollably

RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/26/2008 7:59:45 PM

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LOL

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/26/2008 8:07:26 PM

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Thank you for sharing that...its hilarious. I'm going to print a copy and give it to my mother who is a retired RN.

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/26/2008 9:16:48 PM

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lol very nice.. i love this kind of thing.

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/27/2008 8:22:29 PM

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as an RN student with an active RN mother...thank you. it made my day and hers.

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/27/2008 8:25:04 PM

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So funny, so true

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/27/2008 9:15:59 PM

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its a masterpiece

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/27/2008 9:27:19 PM

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what if I am not a nurse and about half of those appy to me?

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/27/2008 9:34:50 PM

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Phin my love, you're just a sicko!!

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/27/2008 10:05:56 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

3) You believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4) You recognize that you can't cure stupid.
5) You own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications on them.
6) You believe there's a special place in hell for the inventor of the call light. (call buttons in general)
7) You believe that saying "it can't get any worse" causes it to get worse just to show you it can.
8) You wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom.
14) You've ever placed a bet on someone's blood alcohol level.
15) You've told a confused patient that your name is that of a coworker and to call if they need help.
18) You believe that not all patients are annoying... some are unconscious.
20) You don't get excited about blood, unless it's your own.
22) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal is perfectly normal to you.
23) Your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat.
25) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.
26) You believe that "shallow gene pool" should be a recognized diagnosis.
27) You believe that the government should require permits to reproduce.
28) You believe that unspeakable evils will befall anyone who utters the phrase "Wow, it's really quiet, isn't it?
30) You've had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh uncontrollably

I left the ones that do apply or a very similar statement would.

and yes I am MM damn proud of it...

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/27/2008 10:18:15 PM

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LOL. All very true.

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/28/2008 12:27:22 PM

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damn, just when my sides were beginning to feel better after the ER thread!! LMAO!

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/28/2008 5:22:03 PM

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Funny. i can relate to all of that. i am not a nurse though, i am a mere CNA.

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/28/2008 7:14:00 PM

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Thank you ... I needed that after the last few days at work.

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/28/2008 8:02:19 PM

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Alright, any of you medical types ever see a woman laying on her back, legs spread, knees up, no panties and think ah HE**! Not another delivery!!! ?

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/28/2008 8:53:05 PM

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Hehehe, nope - I'm not an OB nurse (and don't intend to ever be ... in fact, that's one of the reasons I like where I'm at ... if one of the offenders is preg, we don't hold them - they go back to their county to deal with *laughs*)

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RE: You know you're a nurse when.. - 1/28/2008 11:01:13 PM

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Ditto!!! :)

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