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Sirandlil1 -> Best singles ad ever (1/27/2008 11:58:58 AM)

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I' m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society...


If you don't pass this along, a dog
Will come out and pee on your computer!


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darchChylde -> RE: Best singles ad ever (1/27/2008 12:09:43 PM)

absolutely perfect, i posted it on myspace as a bulletin




CrimsonMoan -> RE: Best singles ad ever (1/27/2008 12:19:15 PM)

Now thats an ad. LOL




mrac -> RE: Best singles ad ever (1/27/2008 4:13:32 PM)

I posted a ad looking for a room mate....she thought it was a joke.
"perverted young couple seeks naive student to innocently rent spare room"the ad went on from there telling about the room, when she left she looked at me and said with a sigh...i hope you find who your looking for.




Bamslilgirl -> RE: Best singles ad ever (1/28/2008 10:45:40 AM)

LMAO-good one!! That ad cracked me up!




ItalianSMistress -> RE: Best singles ad ever (1/28/2008 11:33:54 AM)

That was good




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