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Sonnets of submission (OK, random sarcastic poetry) - 2/20/2004 1:19:44 PM

iwillserveu

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Trying to come up with a BDSM poem for you,
My Mistress.
i try to avoid the obvious rhymes like hips - lips - whips
(Brains – chains would excite me more)

Alas i fail unless
i vary the line length of this
drivel.
(When all else fails, use free verse!
Just remember the right margin should be jagged
and consist of points like a close up
of a vampire glove.)

(Or the inside of a
Club F.E.M. Dom Chastity
Device.)

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When the Lady smiles i can't resist her call. As a matter of fact, i don't resist at all. Well that depends if it is a smile or a grimmace.

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RE: Sonnets of submission (OK, random sarcastic poetry) - 2/20/2004 1:37:07 PM

iwillserveu

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"My Mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun."
Wrote a young and in love William Shakespeare.
Of my Mistress' eyes i have yet to see a one
They are not fusion-fueled fireballs, i fear.

Whatever starlet is given as the body
That most mirrors heavenly perfection
Does not keep 'round her solar neck the key
That unlocks the locks on my affection.

i must confess i never got eyestrain
from staring at the heavenly body's globes.
My Mistress, however, has a better brain
(The largest of sex organs.) She's got lobes.

For her much more heavenly attitude
She will 'ever gain my earthly gratitude.

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When the Lady smiles i can't resist her call. As a matter of fact, i don't resist at all. Well that depends if it is a smile or a grimmace.

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