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Blondes have more fun. - 1/29/2008 11:18:31 PM

knees2you

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How does a Blonde woman turn a light on?

She opens a the car door~

Always, Ant~

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RE: Blondes have more fun. - 1/30/2008 1:42:48 AM

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WHY are blonde jokes so short?

So MEN can remember them!

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RE: Blondes have more fun. - 1/30/2008 9:23:39 AM

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How does she open the door from the back seat of a two door sedan?

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RE: Blondes have more fun. - 1/30/2008 10:01:43 AM

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shes learned to use her toes like fingers, since theyre the only things usually not occupied

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RE: Blondes have more fun. - 1/31/2008 10:49:28 AM

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how can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day? there's a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil anywhere.

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He is my Master, my lover, my best friend my everything.

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RE: Blondes have more fun. - 1/31/2008 10:55:34 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JackM1

shes learned to use her toes like fingers, since theyre the only things usually not occupied

That explains it, thank you.

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RE: Blondes have more fun. - 1/31/2008 12:57:05 PM

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What do you call a blonde Valley Girl that can count above 10?..... barefoot

Know why the blonde Valley Girl had a bruised naval? ... her boyfriend was a blonde Surfer Dude.

Know what you get if you put six blonde redneck girls in the same pickup truck? ... A full set of teeth.

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RE: Blondes have more fun. - 1/31/2008 2:56:27 PM

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