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Explanation of married life - 1/31/2008 5:14:11 PM   
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Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before they got married, subtly and with determination began the quest to change their behaviour and lifestyle once their vows were exchanged.

Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simple and logical conclusion.

When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn.

Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins.

She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn . . aisle, altar, hymn... aisle, altar, hymn . . . and finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is completed.

She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and thinks 'I'll alter him!'


 
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RE: Explanation of married life - 1/31/2008 5:16:39 PM   
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RE: Explanation of married life - 1/31/2008 5:38:42 PM   
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Just remember, Marriage is a wonderful institution, and it is perfect for people who enjoy living in an institution.

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RE: Explanation of married life - 1/31/2008 8:59:24 PM   
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