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How many women with MENOPAUSE - 2/1/2008 9:33:07 AM

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does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?

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RE: How many women with MENOPAUSE - 2/1/2008 12:15:13 PM

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***hands her a lightbulb and runs away quickly***

Parttimehotty sounds like a fulltime meany! LOL

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RE: How many women with MENOPAUSE - 2/2/2008 12:45:15 AM

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Wanna have a contest ? My house is way worse than anyone's, except for one family who seems to be my treacher in this respect.

Them folks got their kids taken away because just bringing them into that house is legally considered child abuse. Man this place stunk way worse than mine, but I'm working on it.

Strange, I never clean this place, yet I have plenty of visitors, and many are people always improving their house, keeping it nice etc.

I think nothing like that. To make it is akin to a nest. If it is warm I don't care if it has a dirt floor. I mean you do not understand, I do not care. Sometimes if my beer spills on the floor I just open another one. Ashtray ? What is an ashtray ? I have heard the word before but .........

I am a slob, there are at least 20 cigarette packs in front of me.

I do not want to go into detail and derail the thread, but I would say this much, I am the biggest slob you are likely to meet. I know a couple of bigger ones, but they are extremely rare, I am saving them for the competition. When is that by the way ?

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RE: How many women with MENOPAUSE - 2/2/2008 5:02:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

***hands her a lightbulb and runs away quickly***

Parttimehotty sounds like a fulltime meany! LOL

Awwww, rubberpet, not everyone can be a fulltime sweetie like you

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RE: How many women with MENOPAUSE - 2/3/2008 10:24:43 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

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ORIGINAL: rubberpet

***hands her a lightbulb and runs away quickly***

Parttimehotty sounds like a fulltime meany! LOL

Awwww, rubberpet, not everyone can be a fulltime sweetie like you

Thank you...I try. I've been exceptionally trained.

I can also roll over, fetch, play dead...I might drool on you a bit or hump your leg, but it's all in good fun!

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RE: How many women with MENOPAUSE - 2/4/2008 5:41:41 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

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ORIGINAL: rubberpet

***hands her a lightbulb and runs away quickly***

Parttimehotty sounds like a fulltime meany! LOL

Awwww, rubberpet, not everyone can be a fulltime sweetie like you

Thank you...I try. I've been exceptionally trained. I can also roll over, fetch, play dead...I might drool on you a bit or hump your leg, but it's all in good fun!