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"I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 9:28:52 PM

SophiaCorrupted

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Do these Doms realize how many other Doms send the exact same message? Not to be a jerk, but the last 3 messages I've received have said "I'm not like other Doms." in the first two sentences. I just find it very ironic in how boilerplate it is to say that you're different...as if they think that anyone sends out messages saying "I'm very average." or "I'm like all the other Doms on this site."

I need an emotiocon with me falling asleep at my keyboard...

RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 9:32:40 PM

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LOLOL

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 9:34:27 PM

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I don't send messages like that. I'm not like those other Doms.

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 9:35:30 PM

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Ok, I have to admit, thats pretty funny. Even more hysterical is I don't think I've said that

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Would "I'm totally average and I'm looking for the stereotype" work by any chance?

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 9:38:04 PM

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Well I definatly got a good laugh out of that. Simpy because it's very true.

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 9:40:01 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

I don't send messages like that. I'm not like those other Doms.

LOL, and you almost made it past two sentences.

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 9:40:45 PM

Phin

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Kaze... that contact lens creeps me out... I just wanted you to know

to set yourself off from the "other doms" you should show the sub you are contacting that you are different. to come out and say it seems like a lie, and probalby is.

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 9:43:35 PM

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This thread made me sing:

I won't take all that they hand me down
And make out a smile, though I wear a frown
And I won't take it all lying down
'Cause once I get started I go to town

'Cause I'm not like everybody else
No, I'm not like everybody else
I'm not like everybody else
No, I'm not like everybody else

And I don't want to ball about like everybody else
And I don't want to live my life like everybody else
And I won't say that I feel fine like everybody else
'Cause I'm not like everybody else
I'm not like everybody else

But, darling, you know that I love you true
Do anything that you want me to
Confess all my sins like you want me to
There's one thing that I will say to you

I'm not like everybody else
No, I'm not like everybody else
I'm not like everybody else
No, I'm not like everybody else

And I don't want to ball about like everybody else
And I don't want to live my life like everybody else
And I won't say that I feel fine like everybody else
'Cause I'm not like everybody else
I'm not like everybody else

Like everybody else
Like everybody else
Like everybody else
Like everybody else

If you all want me to settle down
Slow up and stop all my running 'round
Do everything like you want me to
There's one thing that I will say to you
I'm not like everybody else
I'm not like everybody else

I'm not like everybody else
I'm not like everybody else
And I don't want to ball about like everybody else
And I don't want to live my life like everybody else
And I won't say that I feel fine like everybody else
'Cause I'm not like everybody else
I'm not like everybody else

Like everybody else (like everybody else)
Like everybody else (like everybody else)
Like everybody else (like everybody else)
Like everybody else

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 9:46:24 PM

Sasy

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I met my Master online ... He didnt have Dom Master Sir or any of the other ... tags he didnt come on with all the dumb lines ... With in minutes I KNEW he was different . Deffinitly one of my pet peeves ... SHOW me dont TELL me

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 10:09:26 PM

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Checks in the mail...
I won't cum in your mouth.......
My pecker is only three inches ....from the floor
I'm a 23 year old underwear model.......
I weigh 117 lbs (and then put my other butt cheek on the scale)
I'm very good looking (for a primate)

Maybe a new thread - what's the biggest BS line we've ever gotten.

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 10:17:45 PM

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I'm not married.... ?

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 10:19:23 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyLolly
what's the biggest BS line we've ever gotten.

I'm an Asian 24/7 TPE slave currently living in Africa, and my Master has assigned me to find a new Master. The new Master will have to buy me from my current Master. You seem like a man who is very kind but strict. Will you buy me?

Not making it up.

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 10:20:38 PM

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quote:

I'm an Asian 24/7 TPE slave currently living in Africa, and my Master has assigned me to find a new Master. The new Master will have to buy me from my current Master. You seem like a man who is very kind but strict. Will you buy me?

Ah, so those warning about sending money to Africa do have some basis in reality?

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 10:24:47 PM

Kana

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Try the Costanza method maybe...?

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 10:24:51 PM

faerytattoodgirl

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ahhh well im not like other Dom/mes either...in fact im just a cute sub.

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 10:41:38 PM

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Ha-ha!! Not looking for "domes"but at least Now I know what to look for in the first few sentences!!! LOL!!!

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/5/2008 11:13:11 PM

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Other Doms pretend to be me, but they're not like me, all those other Doms.

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/6/2008 4:24:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SophiaCorrupted

Do these Doms realize how many other Doms send the exact same message? Not to be a jerk, but the last 3 messages I've received have said "I'm not like other Doms." in the first two sentences. I just find it very ironic in how boilerplate it is to say that you're different...as if they think that anyone sends out messages saying "I'm very average." or "I'm like all the other Doms on this site." I need an emotiocon with me falling asleep at my keyboard...

Damn, but honestly I was the only one to survive when a top secret government Dom cloning lab exploded in Utah!

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/6/2008 4:28:14 AM

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Im not like the other Dom's. I love you. They just want to screw you. Wait I take that back. I am like the other Dom's.

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RE: "I'm not like other Doms"... - 2/6/2008 4:56:08 AM

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Of course I'm not like these other Doms... I'm much stranger than that!

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