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parttimehotty -> > 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (2/6/2008 11:53:47 AM)
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****NO disrespect intended, merely posted for a laugh. But you have to admit, these are true in a vanilla relationship....or maybe your favorite Domme*****!! [:D]
> (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and
> you need to shut up.
>
>
> (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to
> watch the game before helping around the house.
>
>
> (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.
>
> (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
> (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders
> why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing.
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
>
>
> (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make
> to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how
> and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're
> welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says "Thanks
> a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO
NOT say
> "you 're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").
>
> (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @*!% YOU!
>
> (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is
> something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it
> herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For
the woman's
> response refer to # 3.
>
> * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they
can avoid if
> they remember the terminology.
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