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parttimehotty -> The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea: (2/7/2008 10:02:35 AM)
#10. You gain a new and much higher threshold for pain. #9. You have more than just your purse to keep from losing your car keys. #8. With a little body english and a short copper wire, you can pick up pay-per-view if the weather is right. #7. You can now jump car batteries without cables. #6. With only a spinning table and spot light you can earn extra cash renting yourself out to Club parties. #5. Those nasty stretch marks are no longer the center of attention for your husband or boyfriend. #4. You always have a ready replacement if you lose your wedding ring. #3. Every elf in the universe is now your loyal friend for life. #2. Hanging ten is childs play. Hanging by two?? Now thats impressive! #1. Hard vibrators can be "way more" than a girl's best friend.

JulieorSarah -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea: (2/7/2008 11:32:24 PM)
#5! maybe i'll reconsider having my ears pierced after all!

Maestro66babycak -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea: (2/8/2008 7:02:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah #5! maybe i'll reconsider having my ears pierced after all! Hon, your nipples are a little lower than that.

Taintedblood -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea: (2/8/2008 8:20:27 AM)
my nipple piercings didn't hurt me at all :(

ClitCutter -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea: (2/8/2008 9:39:41 AM)
#11. Nipple rings make it easier to hitch you up to help pull the truck outta the mud! (Though labia rings work even better for that)

parttimehotty -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea: (2/8/2008 9:58:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ClitCutter #11. Nipple rings make it easier to hitch you up to help pull the truck outta the mud! (Though labia rings work even better for that) That's a pretty fierce screenname you have there, CC [>:]

JulieorSarah -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea: (2/10/2008 12:19:42 AM)
Maestro66babycak yeah I know thanks for the anatomy tip HON i' don't have ANY piercings, and I might start with my ears ... (It was a joke - look at The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea) ...

Saratov -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea: (2/10/2008 8:01:57 AM)
Chain behind the neck and a couple of padlocks=instant bra, [a strip of leather can be used the same way].

AMADF -> RE: The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea: (2/10/2008 12:47:09 PM)
Wow, never thought about that!!! sounds soooooooo cool Saratov thanks a lot :D :D

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