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dscouple7 -> Fakes! (2/7/2008 10:49:07 AM)

We have been on and off of CM for years and in al that time we have met one real slave! It truly amazes me that people have nothing else to do with their time, then pretend to be someone else! Life is way too short to waste anyones time including your own. We have heard it all from: I am deaf and can't talk on the phone, but here is my plane reservation....vanished! I have had stalkers in the past so I don't want to give out my cell and I am a business woman that travels all the time-So we suggested for that one to let us know when she was leaving a hotel room and we would call on the day she leaves-vanished! A couple give you numbers to call, but when you do, their voice is deeper then my husbands! lol Then the perverbial, I am a slave leaving my current situation in 1-3 months, death in family, etc...-vanish before that time is up!

So, whats the answer? I want to thank CM for allowing all of us a free site to meet and chat with other people in the BDSM relam, but I would suggest not to get your hopes up until you see a cam or at least a digital pic with your screen name and date on a piece of paper next to whoever is in the pic. I have heard horror stories of subs getting their hopes up to the point of tears and the supposed Dom vanishes! Everyone has digital cameras these days, if not the neighbor does, so don't fall for I can't afford one, but if you send me money BS!

Maybe CM can have a verify way of knowing who is real by sending pics to them?? Who knows! I wish you all to find what you are searching for, but be very careful that you find a real one!




domiguy -> RE: Fakes! (2/7/2008 11:00:04 AM)

It's you...You have something wrong with you.  Maybe it is your husband...Since all of the female subs have a lower voice it might be safe to assume that maybe his voice is too high pitched...An extremely Un-domly characteristic...Some people really find that to be an annoying trait.  If it's a whiny nasal voice it will even attract more fakes.  It's a proven fact.





parttimehotty -> RE: Fakes! (2/7/2008 11:00:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dscouple7

We have been on and off of CM for years and in al that time we have met one real slave! It truly amazes me that people have nothing else to do with their time, then pretend to be someone else! Life is way too short to waste anyones time including your own. We have heard it all from: I am deaf and can't talk on the phone, but here is my plane reservation....vanished! I have had stalkers in the past so I don't want to give out my cell and I am a business woman that travels all the time-So we suggested for that one to let us know when she was leaving a hotel room and we would call on the day she leaves-vanished! A couple give you numbers to call, but when you do, their voice is deeper then my husbands! lol Then the perverbial, I am a slave leaving my current situation in 1-3 months, death in family, etc...-vanish before that time is up!

So, whats the answer? I want to thank CM for allowing all of us a free site to meet and chat with other people in the BDSM relam, but I would suggest not to get your hopes up until you see a cam or at least a digital pic with your screen name and date on a piece of paper next to whoever is in the pic. I have heard horror stories of subs getting their hopes up to the point of tears and the supposed Dom vanishes! Everyone has digital cameras these days, if not the neighbor does, so don't fall for I can't afford one, but if you send me money BS!

Maybe CM can have a verify way of knowing who is real by sending pics to them?? Who knows! I wish you all to find what you are searching for, but be very careful that you find a real one!


Sorry, but what's so funny about this post?!?!?![:o]




Maestro66babycak -> RE: Fakes! (2/8/2008 7:27:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: dscouple7

We have been on and off of CM for years and in al that time we have met one real slave! It truly amazes me that people have nothing else to do with their time, then pretend to be someone else! Life is way too short to waste anyones time including your own. We have heard it all from: I am deaf and can't talk on the phone, but here is my plane reservation....vanished! I have had stalkers in the past so I don't want to give out my cell and I am a business woman that travels all the time-So we suggested for that one to let us know when she was leaving a hotel room and we would call on the day she leaves-vanished! A couple give you numbers to call, but when you do, their voice is deeper then my husbands! lol Then the perverbial, I am a slave leaving my current situation in 1-3 months, death in family, etc...-vanish before that time is up!

So, whats the answer? I want to thank CM for allowing all of us a free site to meet and chat with other people in the BDSM relam, but I would suggest not to get your hopes up until you see a cam or at least a digital pic with your screen name and date on a piece of paper next to whoever is in the pic. I have heard horror stories of subs getting their hopes up to the point of tears and the supposed Dom vanishes! Everyone has digital cameras these days, if not the neighbor does, so don't fall for I can't afford one, but if you send me money BS!

Maybe CM can have a verify way of knowing who is real by sending pics to them?? Who knows! I wish you all to find what you are searching for, but be very careful that you find a real one!


Sorry, but what's so funny about this post?!?!?![:o]


There is no humor in that post, hotty. I agree with domiguy!




Jeffff -> RE: Fakes! (2/8/2008 7:29:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

It's you...You have something wrong with you.  Maybe it is your husband.



Thank GOD.. I thought it was me

Jeff





christine1 -> RE: Fakes! (2/8/2008 7:42:09 AM)

i bet LA could find dozens of threads in the past that deal with this exact topic.  nothing new here and i don't see any way of stopping it.  i'm not sure it is collarme's responsibility to weed out the fakes though,  fakes are an online reality.




parttimehotty -> RE: Fakes! (2/8/2008 7:43:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Maestro66babycak

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: dscouple7

We have been on and off of CM for years and in al that time we have met one real slave! It truly amazes me that people have nothing else to do with their time, then pretend to be someone else! Life is way too short to waste anyones time including your own. We have heard it all from: I am deaf and can't talk on the phone, but here is my plane reservation....vanished! I have had stalkers in the past so I don't want to give out my cell and I am a business woman that travels all the time-So we suggested for that one to let us know when she was leaving a hotel room and we would call on the day she leaves-vanished! A couple give you numbers to call, but when you do, their voice is deeper then my husbands! lol Then the perverbial, I am a slave leaving my current situation in 1-3 months, death in family, etc...-vanish before that time is up!

So, whats the answer? I want to thank CM for allowing all of us a free site to meet and chat with other people in the BDSM relam, but I would suggest not to get your hopes up until you see a cam or at least a digital pic with your screen name and date on a piece of paper next to whoever is in the pic. I have heard horror stories of subs getting their hopes up to the point of tears and the supposed Dom vanishes! Everyone has digital cameras these days, if not the neighbor does, so don't fall for I can't afford one, but if you send me money BS!

Maybe CM can have a verify way of knowing who is real by sending pics to them?? Who knows! I wish you all to find what you are searching for, but be very careful that you find a real one!


Sorry, but what's so funny about this post?!?!?![:o]


There is no humor in that post, hotty. I agree with domiguy!


It's my long lost twin!! (See aviator) [:D]




Jeffff -> RE: Fakes! (2/8/2008 7:44:09 AM)

pffffffff...you should talk....... you are not a real godzilla!!

Jeffwey




christine1 -> RE: Fakes! (2/8/2008 8:04:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

pffffffff...you should talk....... you are not a real godzilla!!

Jeffwey


oh yeah?  a blonde wig and a little bit of make up go a long way ya know!




Jeffff -> RE: Fakes! (2/8/2008 8:07:26 AM)

Better tie that wig back.....when you start snorting fire....it isn't gonna be pretty

Micheal Jackson




christine1 -> RE: Fakes! (2/8/2008 8:18:11 AM)

hellllooooo!  have you ever seen me snort fire with my wig on?  i'm always without my wig when i'm doing that...pfffft!




Jeffff -> RE: Fakes! (2/8/2008 8:23:32 AM)

There is so much to learn......

Jeff




domahpet -> RE: Fakes! (2/9/2008 8:54:17 AM)

ah see? it was funny after all




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Fakes! (2/9/2008 9:22:53 AM)

Yes!  Another fake thread!  I was hoping that I wasnt gonna have to go through the whole month of February without one...




Saratov -> RE: Fakes! (2/9/2008 10:42:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

(snip)
i'm not sure it is collarme's responsibility to weed out the fakes though,  fakes are an online reality.


[sm=frown.gif] But I don't wanna lea...  [sm=rolleyes.gif] It's not?  Oh good, then I can stay. [sm=mrpuffy.gif]




WaratahBlossoms -> RE: Fakes! (2/9/2008 10:45:39 AM)

This was interesting.




sweetwenchie -> RE: Fakes! (2/9/2008 11:37:09 AM)

you are obviously not asking to see their weal and twue badges.  You would save yourself much time and effort if only you had thought to ask to see their stinkin' badges [8D]




Saratov -> RE: Fakes! (2/9/2008 2:28:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

you are obviously not asking to see their weal and twue badges.  You would save yourself much time and effort if only you had thought to ask to see their stinkin' badges [8D]


[sm=ofcourse.gif] WHAT?!? You mean we're supposed to have badges? [sm=confused.gif]   I didn't get one, who do we get them from?? [sm=banghead.gif]

I want a badge tooooo... [sm=river.gif]




sweetwenchie -> RE: Fakes! (2/9/2008 2:35:13 PM)

i got mine from a box of Lucky Charms   magically delicious [;)]

don't tell the weal and twue police though, they might take my pretty sparkly badge away!  




RedMagic1 -> RE: Fakes! (2/9/2008 2:37:52 PM)

Mine was taken away once I started writing poetry again.  I've even got Jefff sending me flowers now.  It's so embarrassing.  To feel better about myself, I call up couples in my best femee-nine voice and try to convince them I'm a real slave.




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