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kittensmailbox -> Three Things To Ponder... (2/7/2008 6:21:04 PM)

Three Things to Ponder:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

Cows

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in
Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Com mandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou  Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.




GreedyTop -> RE: Three Things To Ponder... (2/7/2008 6:28:16 PM)

LMAO!!!   




kittensmailbox -> RE: Three Things To Ponder... (2/7/2008 6:42:40 PM)

~smiles




MasterFrankSATX -> RE: Three Things To Ponder... (2/7/2008 6:57:41 PM)

How very sad but true.




kittensmailbox -> RE: Three Things To Ponder... (2/8/2008 6:19:42 AM)

yep i have to agree...




ItalianSMistress -> RE: Three Things To Ponder... (2/8/2008 7:03:55 AM)

That is the best thing I have read in a long time!!  I am killing Myself laughing




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